Dreaming Bodies (1433 words)
Author: Austen Brauker	Added: Oct 05 2010	Views/Reads: 2658/1743	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A rotund Ottawa Indian drives through a dream with a giant talking cake roll as a passenger.
Crocophile (2251 words)
Author: Austen Brauker	Added: Oct 05 2010	Views/Reads: 3273/1867	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A couples realizes that what is important in life, in the face of impending armageddon is each other...and the appropriate footwear.
Silence of the phones (906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 31 2010	Views/Reads: 2570/1695	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were relaxing in the living room after our Saturday evening repast. She was reading some woman's novel while I was following the exploits of Bertie Wooster and his gentleman's gentleman, Jeeves. Oh, t
Animal Recyclers (1433 words)
Author: Juggernaut	Added: Nov 03 2010	Views/Reads: 2763/2308	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A funny story on animal rendering business.
Something old and something deliciously new (947 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 07 2010	Views/Reads: 2700/1749	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nobody hates change more than Yours Truly. I do not even like change jingling in my trouser pocket. After all, I lived long enough and have seen enough change that I do not care to see anymore. Some may accuse me of living in a rut, but it is my rut and I
A Jump Over the Four-Foot Wall (1549 words)
Author: Juggernaut	Added: Nov 22 2010	Views/Reads: 2749/1857	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A funny/sad story about a teacher.
The Christmasfication of our home (905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 12 2010	Views/Reads: 2765/1877	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Our home, like every other home this time of year, bears the decorations of the Christmas season. This is all thanks to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. My assigned role in the whole Christmas affair was to keep out of her way. And, out of her way,
It was an Apple fritter kind of week (910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 30 2011	Views/Reads: 2660/1673	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had a week where everything went exactly as planned? Neither have I. Every week I start out believing this week is going to be different from all the other weeks of my life. This week everything is going to turn out the way I planned. If thi
How to make up for lost time (914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 13 2011	Views/Reads: 2626/1666	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had the feeling that you lost something but could not quite figure out what?
A father's work is never done, either (906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 12 2011	Views/Reads: 2642/1767	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There is an old saying that to my knowledge nobody has ever taken credit. "A man works from sun up to sun down. A mother’s work is never done." If I had said that, I would not want any credit for it either.
Angel Dust (679 words)
Author: Juggernaut	Added: Jul 07 2011	Views/Reads: 2690/1678	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
'Hing' an Indian spice with characteristic aroma with many health benefits liked by some and hate by many for strong smell was baptised In USA with a new name 'Angel Dust' by Sister Christina on the request of Juggernaut, a regular user of 'Angel Dust' in
Tiptoeing through the 60s (910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 24 2011	Views/Reads: 2625/1761	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Now that I have safely escaped the infamous 50-something stage of life, I am carefully testing the waters before me. They look calm, but you never can be sure. Moreover, at this juncture of my life I am in no mood for taking chances.
Finding a cure for textaholics (905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 20 2011	Views/Reads: 2488/1672	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly upgraded our lives with cell phones. Up to this time, I just assumed the cell phone was what a prisoner used.
I’m not broke, I'm just financially challenged (901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 11 2011	Views/Reads: 2708/1683	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As I was listening to the president give his speech on the country's economy last week I was simultaneously trying to balance my checkbook. Math was never my strong suit. In fact, when it comes to math, I do not wear a suit at all. I would wear my birthda
Merry is as merry celebrates (913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 18 2011	Views/Reads: 2367/2200	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Although I may look a little stodgy on the outside with a few gray hairs blossoming on the top, I still know how to celebrate, and this is the time of the year to do that sort of thing. I love a good Christmas celebration.
Momo Stir-Fry (440 words)
Author: Juggernaut	Added: Feb 12 2012	Views/Reads: 2515/1565	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
At Juggernaut's concept restaurant one veggie is celebrated at a time. Momo stir-fry on Monday, Cho-Cho on Tuesdays and Baigan on Saturdays.
Just because it's free doesn't mean it's free (903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 26 2012	Views/Reads: 2431/1633	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Whenever somebody mentions the word "free" in my presence my right eye turns a vivid jaundice. It is not that I have anything against the word free; just the person who is trying to use it to gain some kind of an advantage over me. I know anybod
Plucking Pigeons (2548 words)
Author: Walt	Added: Apr 17 2012	Views/Reads: 2837/1882	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
An old scoudrel meets a young girl who becomes his partner in crime
I cry at weddings, too (900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 27 2012	Views/Reads: 2396/1577	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
June is quite famous for the variety of nuptial activities. I am not sure exactly why June is the month of choice for these couples; I just go along with the flow. Consequently, through the years, I have officiated at many weddings during the month of Jun
ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES, PART 2, CHAPTER 1. (806 words) [1/12] show all parts
Author: Danny Zil	Updated: Jun 14 2012	Views/Reads: 2713/2248	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Roger leaves Earth and heads to New Earth.
Why not just be an American (911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 02 2012	Views/Reads: 2258/1558	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As we celebrate another birthday of this great country, I cannot help but think back on some of our history. What a grand history we have had. I know some people are ashamed of our history and so we have revisionists rewriting American history. Neverthele
So, this is summer, is it? (903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 28 2012	Views/Reads: 2304/1621	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had an audience.
Get me to the airport on time (906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 28 2012	Views/Reads: 2206/1595	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was off to the airport on another trip. I started out early, arrived at the airport on time but when I arrived the plane had canceled and I had to apply for another plane. The next plane headed for my destination was about two hours away. This would in
Free is as free gives and I don’t like free, usually (895 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 04 2012	Views/Reads: 2293/1716	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not the kind of person looking for a handout or anything free. When somebody offers me something free, I know there is a catch somewhere, and as long as I still have a slice of sanity in my noodle soup, nobody is going to catch me.
Thou pollest too much, methinks (903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 11 2012	Views/Reads: 2188/1602	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Now that we have gotten past the recent elections, we can get back to life as normal. Of course, I am not sure what “normal” really means. One man’s “normal” is another man’s “over the cliff.”

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