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Another Christmas up the Chimney (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 24 2016Views/Reads: 1835/1223Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It hardly seems possible that another Christmas has come and gone. I think it comes quicker than it goes, but then that is just my opinion.
 
Is The Cup Half Empty or Half Full? (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 01 2017Views/Reads: 1859/1288Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In the midst of all your supposed confusion, sit back, take a deep breath and give thanks to God for his grace in accepting you as you are.
 
It's déjà vu all over again (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 08 2017Views/Reads: 1829/1223Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I will leave the creation of "new," to the one who knows how to make all things new.
 
Everything old is getting older still (920 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 16 2017Views/Reads: 1842/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I will never get too old to trust the Lord with all my heart.
 
Did Someone Just Hack My Thermometer? (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 22 2017Views/Reads: 1799/1225Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I do not like to complain (except on certain occasions when nobody is listening) but I am not too happy with the weather these days. I have never felt so cold before.
 
Why Did God Give Us Winter? (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 30 2017Views/Reads: 1704/1191Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Living in Florida my idea of winter is anytime the temperature drops below 60°. At that point, I do the shiver-me-timbers dance. You don’t want to know!
 
I’m Not a Coffeeholic, or Am I? (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 04 2017Views/Reads: 1798/1262Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nothing smells better in the morning than a fresh pot of coffee in the kitchen. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has it set so that at a certain time in the morning, the coffee begins brewing and we wake up to that wonderful aroma.
 
The Strange Myth of Multitasking (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 12 2017Views/Reads: 1834/1204Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have been pondering a delicate question this week. Why is it I can only do one thing at a time? If only I could do several things at a time, I could get more accomplished.
 
I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow (912 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 19 2017Views/Reads: 1789/1245Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You would think being a husband as long as I have been I would have learned the fine art of negotiating with my wife. And trust me, it is an artistic creation.
 
Where in the World Does Time Go? (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 26 2017Views/Reads: 1794/1190Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I remember my grandfather telling me that the older you get the faster time flies. Laughing at him at the time I thought it was another of his little stories he loved telling.
 
What Time Is It, Really? (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 04 2017Views/Reads: 1779/1178Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Waiting on God’s time is the wisest use of our time knowing that he has all things in hand.
 
Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same (915 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 12 2017Views/Reads: 1910/1207Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I may be hearing what my wife is saying, but I may not be listening to what she is saying. The not listening is what really gets you into trouble.
 
Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup? (924 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 18 2017Views/Reads: 1767/1190Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Looking at the alarm clock by my bedside, it clearly read 2:37 a.m. The loud buzzing sound was not in my head after all. Who in the world could be calling me at this hour of the night?
 
A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 25 2017Views/Reads: 1676/1115Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have discovered over the years several types of minds. The “open mind” which catches everything except the truth. The “analytical mind” which organizes everything to the point of sterility. The “closed mind” which you can bounce ideas and they never sti
 
All My Friends Are Getting Old (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 02 2017Views/Reads: 1700/1136Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Getting old seems to be a long and slow process. The longer it goes the older you get. I didn’t really think I was getting old until a few weeks ago I was visiting with some friends from high school. You know those old high school friends that you had
 
The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 09 2017Views/Reads: 1658/1152Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The old saying goes that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. However, I’m surprised the old dog doesn’t know the old tricks. What good is a new trick if you have not really mastered and learned from the old tricks?
 
Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally (914 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 15 2017Views/Reads: 1677/1126Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Occasionally, life gives you a moment that compensates for every other moment in your life.
 
Jackson G the Snack Hound's Guide to the Lazy Life (749 words)
Author: JacksonthecorgyAdded: Apr 18 2017Views/Reads: 1711/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am the laziest dog alive! Let me show you the way to be your laziest ever. You won't regret it. I should know I am get my way because I am cute.
 
Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order (924 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 23 2017Views/Reads: 1668/1173Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is inevitable that quandaries will come. Some from out of the blue and some of my own creation. The comforting truth is, God will always "revive me" in His own special way.
 
Mother Said There’d Be Days Like This (917 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 01 2017Views/Reads: 1649/1118Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My own mother gave me some splendid advice when I was growing up. Unfortunately, much of Mom’s advice shed light on nothing. Absolutely nothing at all.
 
“You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too” (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 07 2017Views/Reads: 1946/1145Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must be careful that I am using words that encourage people rather than confuse them.
 
My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 15 2017Views/Reads: 1659/1134Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Bible is a marvelous book that bears repeating. The more I read it, the more I enjoy it.
 
Where Do You Look When She’s Lost Her Voice? (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 21 2017Views/Reads: 1687/1103Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nothing is more wonderful than hearing the voice of the one you love.
 
A Mystery Of Murderous Distortions (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 27 2017Views/Reads: 1649/1192Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Being happy with yourself on the inside is much better than being happy with yourself on the outside.
 
And The Award Goes To… (912 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 04 2017Views/Reads: 1543/1118Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Imagine getting an award for completing the third grade! I cannot remember any such thing when I was going to grade school. Our great award was leaving school and going home in the afternoon. It just doesn’t get any better than that.
 
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