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| Have You Seen My Glasses? And Other Trick Questions (standard:humor, 905 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Oct 22 2017 | Views/Reads: 221/81 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| The only person who asks more questions than a lawyer is the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I am not saying that questions are bad, at least not all of them. What I am saying is, some questions can be trick questions. | |||
| Why Did I Get Up This Morning? (standard:humor, 908 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Oct 15 2017 | Views/Reads: 208/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| I rejoiced all the way back to my car. At least I wasn’t late. | |||
| Why I Am Suspicious of All Yard Sales (standard:humor, 912 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Oct 09 2017 | Views/Reads: 232/83 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| One of the passions that I really do not have is going to yard sales. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is another story. | |||
| One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants (standard:humor, 919 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Oct 01 2017 | Views/Reads: 218/85 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| Have you ever had the feeling that any good deed you try is counteracted by a good swift kick in the pants? | |||
| Normal Isn’t All It’s Cracked up to Be (standard:humor, 906 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Sep 25 2017 | Views/Reads: 229/96 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| Could it be that normal is what a person defines it to be? | |||
| Those Annoying Sounds of Silence (standard:humor, 903 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Sep 17 2017 | Views/Reads: 219/86 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| I only have one chance to rejoice and be glad in today, and I’m going to take it as much as I can. | |||
| My Sneeze Is No Gentle Breeze (standard:humor, 907 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Sep 11 2017 | Views/Reads: 237/88 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| It has been days (or has it been years) since I have enjoyed a sneeze free day. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage told me it is simply that time of the year and I should learn to deal with it. "After all," she opined, "you're not | |||
| If "All Things Are Possible,” Why Can't I Balance My Checkbook? (standard:humor, 910 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Sep 03 2017 | Views/Reads: 242/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| For the most part, many people are sitting around waiting for God to balance their checkbook when He has put the pencil in their hands. | |||
| I Didn’t Win $750 Million (standard:humor, 904 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Aug 27 2017 | Views/Reads: 252/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| It would be wonderful to win $750 million, but after all, it is only money and eventually that money runs out. God’s pleasure never runs out. | |||
| Celebration Has Become a Way of Life for Me (standard:humor, 924 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Aug 20 2017 | Views/Reads: 237/99 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| The best celebration that I know of is feasting upon that “living bread” which is none other than Jesus Christ. | |||
| A Discount by Any Other Name (standard:humor, 899 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Aug 06 2017 | Views/Reads: 270/114 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| Some people take life way too seriously. If you know what to laugh at, it certainly will medicate your soul to the point of joyfulness. | |||
| As Summers Go, This One Is Going (standard:humor, 908 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Jul 30 2017 | Views/Reads: 256/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| During my high school career I was no thespian, however, I could act the fool when called upon. My friend was the thespian and starred in our senior high school play, "Finian's Rainbow." One of the musical numbers was, "When I'm not near th | |||
| The Amazing Wonder of A.G.E. (standard:humor, 911 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Jul 23 2017 | Views/Reads: 265/113 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| One of the great privileges in life is to earn that “grey head.” More important, to use that grey head in a positive, affirmative fashion. | |||
| Unsung Heroes #V: Felipe (standard:poetry, 3837 words) | |||
| Author: Victor D. Lopez | Added: Jul 22 2017 | Views/Reads: 271/103 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| This is the newest addition to my longest free verse poem, Unsung Heroes, on the death of my dad. | |||
| Go Ahead, Call Me If You Dare (standard:humor, 903 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Jul 16 2017 | Views/Reads: 258/130 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| With all the agitation in the world, a person is sometimes tempted to get all caught up with bitterness and anger. I have learned the hard way, that the best way to deal with agitation is to make fun of it so that somebody laughs, particularly me. | |||
| Did I Just Blow My Cover? (standard:humor, 906 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Jul 09 2017 | Views/Reads: 268/119 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| Life has been rather good to me in many respects. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I are a wonderful team and have been for so many years; I’m not allowed to say how many. | |||
| I Was Just Thinking (standard:humor, 908 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Jul 02 2017 | Views/Reads: 271/115 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| Thinking is not my strong suit by any stretch of the imagination. Every time I start thinking, I either get a headache or get into trouble. I’m not sure which is worse, the headache or the trouble. | |||
| To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question (standard:humor, 906 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Jun 25 2017 | Views/Reads: 268/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| You can clean up all you want to but if you are still wearing rotten shoes you still stink. | |||
| Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store? (standard:humor, 903 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Jun 18 2017 | Views/Reads: 301/130 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| I must say that my wife and I are good partners in just about everything except in this area of relaxation. However, every good relationship has its opposites. The important thing is to recognize the opposite and not allow that to define the relationship. | |||
| Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious (standard:humor, 907 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Jun 11 2017 | Views/Reads: 284/118 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| I do not know the story behind the apple fritters, but I certainly rejoice in those apple fritters. | |||
| And The Award Goes To… (standard:humor, 912 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: Jun 04 2017 | Views/Reads: 288/130 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| Imagine getting an award for completing the third grade! I cannot remember any such thing when I was going to grade school. Our great award was leaving school and going home in the afternoon. It just doesn’t get any better than that. | |||
| A Mystery Of Murderous Distortions (standard:humor, 901 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: May 27 2017 | Views/Reads: 313/138 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| Being happy with yourself on the inside is much better than being happy with yourself on the outside. | |||
| Where Do You Look When She’s Lost Her Voice? (standard:humor, 909 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: May 21 2017 | Views/Reads: 315/131 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| Nothing is more wonderful than hearing the voice of the one you love. | |||
| My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice (standard:humor, 910 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: May 15 2017 | Views/Reads: 324/139 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| The Bible is a marvelous book that bears repeating. The more I read it, the more I enjoy it. | |||
| “You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too” (standard:humor, 899 words) | |||
| Author: Godspenman | Added: May 07 2017 | Views/Reads: 425/133 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
| I must be careful that I am using words that encourage people rather than confuse them. | |||
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