|How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Day (standard:Inspirational stories, 902 words)|
|Author: Godspenman||Added: Jun 18 2012||Views/Reads: 1452/786||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|Speaking of good days, and who isn't these days, I am looking forward to two in a row. I know it may be wishful thinking on my part, but a person has to do something with his time.|
Click here to read the first 75 lines of the story "Can I to help please you?" the voice in the phone repeated. I may not be the sharpest pencil in the box but I knew I was talking to someone as familiar with the English language as a politician is to the truth. "Is there anyone there," I pled, "who speaks English?" "Ah, yes, I to speak berry goot English. Can I to help please you?" So, I threw caution to the wind and explained the mix-up on my bill. "Aaah, I understand. This is billing problem. I transfer you to billing department." For the next 20 minutes, I was treated, and I say this with tongue firmly planted in my cheek, to a musical interlude. It was elevator music; it raised my blood pressure. For the next three hours, I went from pillar to post in the telephone department and got no nearer to solving my telephone-billing mix-up. One of the problems with being a minister is you are not allowed to swear. By 2:30 in the afternoon, I had an overwhelming urge to swear. My difficulty was simply, I could not think of any swear words to use and "ah, fiddlesticks" does not seem to carry much significance in such circumstance. By 4 that afternoon, I still had no solution to my billing problem. I had exhausted all my options, not to mention my patience, and nothing to show for it. All I wanted to do was pay my bill. Through my experience with the telephone company, I was reminded of one of my favorite verses from the Bible. "Call unto me, and I will answer thee, and show thee great and mighty things, which thou knowest not." (Jeremiah 33:3 KJV.) It is comforting to know that God is only a prayer away. Tweet
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