Touch My Coffee And You Die (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 17 2024	Views/Reads: 112/59	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter how big a fire is, it always starts with a small flame.

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Parsonage has some idea that they have fleas and other things. But if 
they're not allowed in, what gives these bugs the right to enter our 
house? Do they have permission from The Gracious Mistress of the 
Parsonage? 

To take control of the coffee in my cup is a severe malfunction of what
is right. Therefore, there must be consequences to that kind of 
activity. 

I saw these little bugs flying around everywhere I walked in our house.
Something has to be done to deal with this major calamity in our house. 


The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage noticed that I was getting
somewhat agitated by these bugs. No matter what we did in the house, 
they were still there. 

Towards suppertime, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage looked at me
and said, “Why don't we go out for supper tonight and celebrate a bug 
free zone?” 

I know my wife is right all the time, and this time, she was more than
right, so I was all in with her on this. 

A little later, I thought of a bible verse along this line. James 3:5,
“Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. 
Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!” Sometimes I don't 
realize how important such little things are. Looking back on my life, 
I remember some small events that turned into big events. 

The biggest distractions in my life are the little things we sometimes
ignore. 

Sometimes just a few words can cause a big problem, which can last for a
long time and cause a big problem. Say one wrong word and the problems 
begin. 

No matter how big a fire is, it always starts with a small flame.


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