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The Holy Deflowering of Princess Saucisson (standard:romance, 391 words)
Author: GXDAdded: Oct 15 2008Views/Reads: 5580/1941Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Managing a small kingdom can be disconcerting at the least, until the tasty young prince arrives.
 



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Jerky			Dried preserved meat that chews like leather 

Gizzard		You don't want to know this, either 

Braunschweiger	German ground liver sausage. French "pate de fois gras" 

Knackwurst    Another kind of delicious sausage (don't ask what's in it)


Baloney		Cheaply adulterated high-fat ground meat 

Tongue		That's right, tongue 

Brats		Braunschweiger, another German sausage, mostly veal 

Scrapple	Another Pennsylvania specialty, made from animal heads 

Mincemeat	Finely ground spiced meat for baking into Shepherd's Pie 

Bangers		English sausage, vaguely resembling American hot dogs 

Prairie oysters	        Only males have them 

Schnitzel		All chopped up, like a wiener 

Head cheese	Pennsylvania specialty, made from animal heads 

Blood pudding	It looks and tastes exactly what it sounds like 

Chinese sausage	Pungent spicy ground pork 

Cotelette		French cut of meat 

Tripe			Intestines, well washed, stuffed and served 


   


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