Pizza, beer and … (standard:romance, 776 words)
Author: PeterFromOZ	Added: Apr 04 2011	Views/Reads: 2800/1894	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Pizza, beer and … - is a short story about sex.

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down on him – 69 style. 

Suddenly Jon stops, “God, woman, don't use your teeth!” 

“Sorry. I didn't realise.” 

“Well OK then.” 

Again he has a mouth full of vagina. Yumm. It tastes great, he thinks.
Jon begins moving quite a lot and trashing about in bed. She loses all 
track of time. 

Suddenly the radio catches Julie's attention: “News flash: the coroner
found today that a man's death was caused by asphyxiation by a woman's 
genitalia. Miss Ucan Eatme...”, funny bloody name, she thinks, “...was 
quoted as saying, ‘Well he was thrashing about quite a lot, but I 
thought that he was just having a good time. You know, that he was 
enjoying himself. Then he just stopped moving.' ” 

God! Jon's stopped moving! She quickly jumps up and turns around. She
starts to shake Jon. “Jon. Jon. Say something! Are you alright?” she 
says frantically. 

Better dial triple 0, she thinks. 

Oh well, you win some, you lose some. Time for a cold one & some pizza. 

--- The End.


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