Me Tarzan, you Insane! (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 17 2014	Views/Reads: 4931/1432	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Has there ever been a time when there was more chest pounding than today? It is a rare day in May when I get to the point of absolute frustration. These chest pounders do it for me all the time.

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I glanced at my wife and I could see her shaking her head and mouthing
the word “no.” Don't you hate it when your wife can read your mind and 
sometimes before your mind even works? She knew what I was thinking 
about and it was all I could do to keep from turning around and telling 
this man, “If you're as big and as powerful as you think you are why 
don't YOU do something about the snow up north?” 

Then, had I run with that thought, I would have said, “If you can't
control something as simple as the weather how in the world are you 
going to control your own life?” 

It was all my wife could do to get me safely out of the restaurant. I
wanted to go up to the table and stand before that guy, beat my chest 
and say, “Me Tarzan, you insane.” 

Driving home from the restaurant that night a verse of Scripture came to
my mind. 

“For if a man think himself to be something, when he is nothing, he
deceiveth himself” (Galatians 6:3). 

It takes a real man to know what he can and cannot do and then give
honor to the One who can do what he cannot do. 


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