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The category humor contains 698 stories. The last update was on Apr 23 2017.

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Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order (924 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 23 2017Views/Reads: 19/1Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is inevitable that quandaries will come. Some from out of the blue and some of my own creation. The comforting truth is, God will always "revive me" in His own special way.
 
Jackson G the Snack Hound's Guide to the Lazy Life (749 words)
Author: JacksonthecorgyAdded: Apr 18 2017Views/Reads: 28/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am the laziest dog alive! Let me show you the way to be your laziest ever. You won't regret it. I should know I am get my way because I am cute.
 
Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally (914 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 15 2017Views/Reads: 37/7Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Occasionally, life gives you a moment that compensates for every other moment in your life.
 
The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 09 2017Views/Reads: 49/17Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The old saying goes that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. However, I’m surprised the old dog doesn’t know the old tricks. What good is a new trick if you have not really mastered and learned from the old tricks?
 
All My Friends Are Getting Old (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 02 2017Views/Reads: 43/18Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Getting old seems to be a long and slow process. The longer it goes the older you get. I didn’t really think I was getting old until a few weeks ago I was visiting with some friends from high school. You know those old high school friends that you had
 
A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 25 2017Views/Reads: 55/18Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have discovered over the years several types of minds. The “open mind” which catches everything except the truth. The “analytical mind” which organizes everything to the point of sterility. The “closed mind” which you can bounce ideas and they never sti
 
Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup? (924 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 18 2017Views/Reads: 55/22Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Looking at the alarm clock by my bedside, it clearly read 2:37 a.m. The loud buzzing sound was not in my head after all. Who in the world could be calling me at this hour of the night?
 
Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same (915 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 12 2017Views/Reads: 78/25Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I may be hearing what my wife is saying, but I may not be listening to what she is saying. The not listening is what really gets you into trouble.
 
What Time Is It, Really? (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 04 2017Views/Reads: 74/19Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Waiting on God’s time is the wisest use of our time knowing that he has all things in hand.
 
Where in the World Does Time Go? (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 26 2017Views/Reads: 78/22Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I remember my grandfather telling me that the older you get the faster time flies. Laughing at him at the time I thought it was another of his little stories he loved telling.
 
I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow (912 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 19 2017Views/Reads: 91/30Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You would think being a husband as long as I have been I would have learned the fine art of negotiating with my wife. And trust me, it is an artistic creation.
 
The Strange Myth of Multitasking (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 12 2017Views/Reads: 88/21Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have been pondering a delicate question this week. Why is it I can only do one thing at a time? If only I could do several things at a time, I could get more accomplished.
 
I’m Not a Coffeeholic, or Am I? (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 04 2017Views/Reads: 94/32Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nothing smells better in the morning than a fresh pot of coffee in the kitchen. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has it set so that at a certain time in the morning, the coffee begins brewing and we wake up to that wonderful aroma.
 
Why Did God Give Us Winter? (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 30 2017Views/Reads: 87/32Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Living in Florida my idea of winter is anytime the temperature drops below 60°. At that point, I do the shiver-me-timbers dance. You don’t want to know!
 
Did Someone Just Hack My Thermometer? (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 22 2017Views/Reads: 127/39Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I do not like to complain (except on certain occasions when nobody is listening) but I am not too happy with the weather these days. I have never felt so cold before.
 
Everything old is getting older still (920 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 16 2017Views/Reads: 124/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I will never get too old to trust the Lord with all my heart.
 
It's déjà vu all over again (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 08 2017Views/Reads: 126/43Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I will leave the creation of "new," to the one who knows how to make all things new.
 
Is The Cup Half Empty or Half Full? (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 01 2017Views/Reads: 139/47Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In the midst of all your supposed confusion, sit back, take a deep breath and give thanks to God for his grace in accepting you as you are.
 
Another Christmas up the Chimney (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 24 2016Views/Reads: 140/46Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It hardly seems possible that another Christmas has come and gone. I think it comes quicker than it goes, but then that is just my opinion.
 
‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS... (912 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 17 2016Views/Reads: 138/32Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Every family has those traditions and days that help define their family. I personally know some families (although I shall not divulge any names unless there is enough cash present) that are adequately defined by April 1.
 
The Merrification of Christmas (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 11 2016Views/Reads: 166/42Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The key ingredient of “Merry” is rest and only Jesus can give the rest that creates a merry spirit.
 
Some Things Are Just Personal (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 04 2016Views/Reads: 164/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The greatest challenge in life is to discover your purpose, and no matter how anybody else thinks about it, you stick to it and do it for the glory of God.
 
The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 27 2016Views/Reads: 148/51Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Between now and the end of the year our house is going to be a mad dash for the stores in preparation for Christmas. This time of the year, I lay low and try to be as invisible as possible. If I hide in the shadows of the parsonage and do not speak, I am
 
Thanksgiving quandary: roast turkey or lame duck (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 20 2016Views/Reads: 172/58Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best way to celebrate Thanksgiving is to recognize the wonderful work God has done for our salvation, which did not come without the ultimate cost, the sacrifice of His Son. This was done once and for all.
 
The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 13 2016Views/Reads: 189/47Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Noise has become a daily experience for many people today. From morning until night, we are surrounded by noise of all kinds. People have gotten accustomed to an atmosphere of noise. For my part, I am just a little bit tired of all the noise. What would l
 
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