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The category humor contains 566 stories. The last update was on Jul 20 2014.

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A Year Older but Not That Much Smarter (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 20 2014Views/Reads: 18/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You are only young once but you can be old for a very long time. I am learning to live with it.
 
ďLet It Go, Let Go, Let It GoĒ (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 13 2014Views/Reads: 30/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This year I celebrate my 20th year as a practicing grandfather. I am not sure that after 20 years I know anything more about being a grandfather than I did before. I have not found any books written on how to be a grandfather, maybe I should write one. I
 
Have a blessed day; now fire me if you dare! (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 06 2014Views/Reads: 33/8Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must confess to a severe case of poverty. I never took a vow of poverty; it just seems to have worked out that way for me. I am so poor the church mice have packed their bags and moved on. If I knew where they moved to, I might join them.
 
In Honor of the True Patriots (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 29 2014Views/Reads: 41/10Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Our problem today is that we have confused Caesar with God and no longer understand the difference. The problem is, Caesar does not have all the answers, but God does. The reign of Caesar has collapsed, but God is still on the throne, Almighty God is He.
 
The Haves, the Have Nots and the Whatnots (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 22 2014Views/Reads: 89/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When it comes to politics, I am as confused as the politicians themselves. I do not like to discuss politics because I do not understand it and just as soon as you understand one opinion, everything changes and you do not know where you are at. Just as so
 
Swallowing pride or eating crow are both bitter pills to swallow (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 15 2014Views/Reads: 109/15Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Swallowing pride or eating crow is not my idea of a delightful repast but it can be the beginning of something good.
 
The switch on my behind saved time (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 08 2014Views/Reads: 102/15Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My father was a rather reserved person. He did not have much to say except when he was talking about his hunting or fishing adventures, and to hear from him. It was always an adventure. When he got started on one of his stories, you better just sit back a
 
The War on Common Sense (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 01 2014Views/Reads: 118/19Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Listening to news programs, particularly the yakity-yak-my-view-is-the-only-right-view programs you might come away with the idea that there is a war on everything.
 
Just donít call me on Monday! (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 25 2014Views/Reads: 82/18Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Those who know me would agree that I am cool, calm, and collected, although not in that order. It takes quite a bit to razzle me and get me out of sync with my inner harmony. No matter what happens, I can always find something to amuse me and to laugh it
 
Why did God give us coffee (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 17 2014Views/Reads: 82/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I really do not know why God gave us coffee, but I do know God's character is of such a nature that it never diminishes His ability to bless me each day.
 
My Mother's Day card quandary (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 04 2014Views/Reads: 108/16Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Another year has gone by and I find myself facing the same quandary I faced last year. I was hoping somehow this year would be different, but, alas, it is not. Many people complain about how fast things are changing, I complain about those things that do
 
And then it was May (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 27 2014Views/Reads: 114/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Time is a commodity either you spend it or lose it. The bad part is once you lose it you can never get it back. Enjoy today, itís the only today you have.
 
Penguins and Sheep (916 words)
Author: timsterAdded: Apr 23 2014Views/Reads: 118/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Herth Gilmour reports on the daily events...
 
I am on a roll so donít rock my boat (945 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 20 2014Views/Reads: 508/24Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had one of those weeks where everything went exactly as planned? Well, neither have I, except for last week. I do not know what was going on last week, all I know is everything went according to plan. My plan, that is. I was on a roll.
 
A pedicure that cured all my pet peeves (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 13 2014Views/Reads: 739/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes a proud spirit gets in the way of healthy living. When I think too much of myself I have too much of myself to think of.
 
Why I am happy to pay my taxes and other mendacities (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 06 2014Views/Reads: 736/27Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Last week I was getting along just fine. Things were being accomplished and I was rather enjoying myself. Dutifully, I was checking off item after item on my "to-do-list." I love it when a plan comes together. However, at the top of my exuberanc
 
Where have all the men in white hats gone? (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 30 2014Views/Reads: 751/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I was growing up you could always tell who the good men were by the white hats they wore. Bad men always wore black hats. That made it rather convenient for those of us who were watching so we knew who would be winning at the end. When you were in tr
 
A wonderful chocolate fantasy (914 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 22 2014Views/Reads: 1628/33Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Within the confines of our blissful domicile, an ongoing controversy has all but come to an end. I like it when things are solved and I happen to be right. This time I was right. After all, if it is on TV it must be right!
 
In praise of crazy (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 15 2014Views/Reads: 1631/28Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I made the mistake the other night of complaining out loud. It is one thing to complain under your breath so that nobody hears you or knows what you are complaining about. But when you complain out loud, then you run the chance of somebody hearing you.
 
To be PC or not to be PC, that is the confusion (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 09 2014Views/Reads: 1715/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have long ago given up trying to keep up with the Joneses, and not just because they have moved away. I have a hard enough time trying to keep up with myself, let alone trying to figure out what somebody else is doing so I can top them at it.
 
Me Tarzan, you Insane! (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 17 2014Views/Reads: 1417/35Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Has there ever been a time when there was more chest pounding than today? It is a rare day in May when I get to the point of absolute frustration. These chest pounders do it for me all the time.
 
How to Deal with Mother Natureís Cold Shoulder (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 26 2014Views/Reads: 1712/61Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have a little confession to make. I do not often make public confessions, but confession is good for the soul. My confession, however, has nothing whatsoever to do with my soul. Simply put, I am cold to the bone!
 
Cold is as cold feels and I donít like feeling cold (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 05 2014Views/Reads: 1014/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was sitting on the back porch sipping an ice-cold tea with a splash of lemon when I received a text from a relative up north. I was enjoying a pleasant afternoon basking in the winter sun of Florida.
 
To judge or not to judge that is the dilemma (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 28 2013Views/Reads: 1003/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have read my Bible over one hundred times throughout my life and I have learned one basic truth that goes along with this. True love always judges without being judgmental.
 
A Grandfatherís Stand on the Father Christmas Hullabaloo (868 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 22 2013Views/Reads: 1012/88Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Normally, I am a mild-mannered person and just to be on the safe side, I stay out of telephone booths. You cannot be too careful, if you know what I mean.
 
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