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The category humor contains 571 stories. The last update was on Sep 13 2014.

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Closer Than My Cell Phone (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 13 2014Views/Reads: 18/5Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My comfort rests in the fact that God is closer to me than my cell phone.
 
Cleaning up Messes, Parsonage Style (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 07 2014Views/Reads: 24/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My way has to be in complete harmony with His way or my life will be completely destroyed.
 
A Severe Case of Yuckitis (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 30 2014Views/Reads: 27/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is hard to discipline yourself to do only those things that edify other people. That is the challenge of the Christian life.
 
What did the bugs do before I came? (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 24 2014Views/Reads: 44/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
So many things in this world bug me, but I have something greater to look forward to, a place called heaven.
 
It Was a Shoofly Pie Celebration Weekend (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 17 2014Views/Reads: 48/9Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Celebrating the delicacies of life enable us to survive the adversities of life.
 
A Year Older but Not That Much Smarter (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 20 2014Views/Reads: 83/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You are only young once but you can be old for a very long time. I am learning to live with it.
 
ďLet It Go, Let Go, Let It GoĒ (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 13 2014Views/Reads: 95/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This year I celebrate my 20th year as a practicing grandfather. I am not sure that after 20 years I know anything more about being a grandfather than I did before. I have not found any books written on how to be a grandfather, maybe I should write one. I
 
Have a blessed day; now fire me if you dare! (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 06 2014Views/Reads: 81/13Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must confess to a severe case of poverty. I never took a vow of poverty; it just seems to have worked out that way for me. I am so poor the church mice have packed their bags and moved on. If I knew where they moved to, I might join them.
 
In Honor of the True Patriots (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 29 2014Views/Reads: 90/16Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Our problem today is that we have confused Caesar with God and no longer understand the difference. The problem is, Caesar does not have all the answers, but God does. The reign of Caesar has collapsed, but God is still on the throne, Almighty God is He.
 
The Haves, the Have Nots and the Whatnots (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 22 2014Views/Reads: 129/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When it comes to politics, I am as confused as the politicians themselves. I do not like to discuss politics because I do not understand it and just as soon as you understand one opinion, everything changes and you do not know where you are at. Just as so
 
Swallowing pride or eating crow are both bitter pills to swallow (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 15 2014Views/Reads: 148/20Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Swallowing pride or eating crow is not my idea of a delightful repast but it can be the beginning of something good.
 
The switch on my behind saved time (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 08 2014Views/Reads: 143/25Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My father was a rather reserved person. He did not have much to say except when he was talking about his hunting or fishing adventures, and to hear from him. It was always an adventure. When he got started on one of his stories, you better just sit back a
 
The War on Common Sense (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 01 2014Views/Reads: 164/25Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Listening to news programs, particularly the yakity-yak-my-view-is-the-only-right-view programs you might come away with the idea that there is a war on everything.
 
Just donít call me on Monday! (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 25 2014Views/Reads: 132/24Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Those who know me would agree that I am cool, calm, and collected, although not in that order. It takes quite a bit to razzle me and get me out of sync with my inner harmony. No matter what happens, I can always find something to amuse me and to laugh it
 
Why did God give us coffee (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 17 2014Views/Reads: 120/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I really do not know why God gave us coffee, but I do know God's character is of such a nature that it never diminishes His ability to bless me each day.
 
My Mother's Day card quandary (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 04 2014Views/Reads: 163/28Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Another year has gone by and I find myself facing the same quandary I faced last year. I was hoping somehow this year would be different, but, alas, it is not. Many people complain about how fast things are changing, I complain about those things that do
 
And then it was May (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 27 2014Views/Reads: 140/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Time is a commodity either you spend it or lose it. The bad part is once you lose it you can never get it back. Enjoy today, itís the only today you have.
 
Penguins and Sheep (916 words)
Author: timsterAdded: Apr 23 2014Views/Reads: 146/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Herth Gilmour reports on the daily events...
 
I am on a roll so donít rock my boat (945 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 20 2014Views/Reads: 543/35Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had one of those weeks where everything went exactly as planned? Well, neither have I, except for last week. I do not know what was going on last week, all I know is everything went according to plan. My plan, that is. I was on a roll.
 
A pedicure that cured all my pet peeves (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 13 2014Views/Reads: 769/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes a proud spirit gets in the way of healthy living. When I think too much of myself I have too much of myself to think of.
 
Why I am happy to pay my taxes and other mendacities (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 06 2014Views/Reads: 767/40Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Last week I was getting along just fine. Things were being accomplished and I was rather enjoying myself. Dutifully, I was checking off item after item on my "to-do-list." I love it when a plan comes together. However, at the top of my exuberanc
 
Where have all the men in white hats gone? (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 30 2014Views/Reads: 773/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I was growing up you could always tell who the good men were by the white hats they wore. Bad men always wore black hats. That made it rather convenient for those of us who were watching so we knew who would be winning at the end. When you were in tr
 
A wonderful chocolate fantasy (914 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 22 2014Views/Reads: 3587/38Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Within the confines of our blissful domicile, an ongoing controversy has all but come to an end. I like it when things are solved and I happen to be right. This time I was right. After all, if it is on TV it must be right!
 
In praise of crazy (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 15 2014Views/Reads: 3804/34Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I made the mistake the other night of complaining out loud. It is one thing to complain under your breath so that nobody hears you or knows what you are complaining about. But when you complain out loud, then you run the chance of somebody hearing you.
 
To be PC or not to be PC, that is the confusion (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 09 2014Views/Reads: 3610/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have long ago given up trying to keep up with the Joneses, and not just because they have moved away. I have a hard enough time trying to keep up with myself, let alone trying to figure out what somebody else is doing so I can top them at it.
 
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