|Items not on my New Year's resolution list (standard:humor, 904 words)|
|Author: Godspenman||Added: Dec 30 2018||Views/Reads: 122/51||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|When God sets the table, he expects me to feast, and I do not anticipate disappointing Him.|
Click here to read the first 75 lines of the story And thus it was. I quickly learned that such resolutions come with a great deal of superfluous supervision. Every time I turned around my wife said, "How is your diet coming?" Of course, she knows exactly how it is coming because she is the one who was supervising this aspect of my life. When going out to eat at a restaurant she was most helpful in supervising my ordering by observing, "You can't order that because it's not in your diet." There are many things that will not show up on my New Year's resolution list and the number one item that will not be there is dieting. Gone from my vocabulary are such phrases as, "Boy, I've eaten too much tonight." Or, "After eating like this I should go on a diet." I am not sure God is quite as concerned about my eating habits as other people are. I like what David writes in the 23rd Psalm. "Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over" (Psalms 23:5). When God sets the table, he expects me to feast, and I do not anticipate disappointing Him. Tweet
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