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Please Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 19 2020Views/Reads: 1163/844Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God has a marvelous way of taking our attention away from the trials of this world and focus our thoughts on Him.
 



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Need I mention Peanut Butter Cookies, Peanut Butter Fudge, Southern
Peanut Butter Soup with Pepper Jelly, Peanut Butter Cheesecake, Peanut 
Butter Candy, and a Peanut Butter and Chocolate Sundae? 

I'm not alone in this appreciation. "To me, peanut butter is the
breakfast of champions!" opined Greg Louganis, Olympic Diver. And if 
anybody should know what a champion eats for breakfast, he should. 

Peanut butter can be used for breakfast, lunch and supper. And for all
those snacks in between. 

Those who know the history of our country will remember that two
Presidents of the United States were peanut farmers [Jefferson and 
Carter]. I am not sure of this, but I think it helped them deal with 
the nuts at Washington. 

Of all the ways to enjoy peanut butter, there is one I prefer above all
else. That is simply a nice tablespoon of peanut butter right out of 
the jar. If a tablespoon is not handy, several fingers will do the 
trick admirably. 

Really, there is no wrong way to enjoy the marvelous taste of peanut
butter. 

Speaking of comfort food, the Bible has the perfect recipe. "Yea, though
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: 
for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." (Psalms 
23:4). 

God has a marvelous way of taking our attention away from the trials of
this world and focus our thoughts on Him.


   


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