|Cupid Sucks. (standard:poetry, 124 words)|
|Author: Finn McKool||Added: Feb 14 2003||Views/Reads: 1600/0||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|Just a little "I hate Valentine's Day" poem.|
It's time for valentine's and gooshy rhymes. I'm layin' mines For that dude flying blind That little winged fuck. The blind Puck. I'm layin' low and thinkin' of movin to Idaho Or Kokomo And waitin' out the snow. I ain't got the money or the time To worry about makin some honey mine. So I'm just gonna hide out. Til the flowers sprout And Cupid bugs out. And just send a few shouts out. Cuz I got friends in low places. And they got low faces. Meanwhile I got bill races. And no schedule spaces. And while I wouldn't mind a few embraces. I've got too many paper chases. So, kids, get laid and have a ball. And to that blind bitch Cupid? Fuckall. Tweet
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