|Hate Chat (standard:poetry, 458 words)|
|Author: Finn McKool||Added: Jul 03 2003||Views/Reads: 1863/1149||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|First allow me to disclose that this is a bit of the pot calling the kettle beige. I was a netnerd, and a chatgeek, myself many moons ago (yeah, and my how things change ;) ). I just can't stand people enough to do it anymore. My patience wore thin. But|
Hate Chat Shit. Bitch. Fag. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. Pussy. Punk. Ass. Is that all you got you Slimy Diseased Cyberloser? You are king of the chatroom. Online, where size and matter are mere concepts, are your balls are enormous. Only then. But for someone who is supposed to be so fucking smart you are one Fucktarded Rat turd. Here is in this war of words you have chosen your parapathetic arsenal from a bathroom wall. You fucking abortion-gone-wrong! You NO idea what you've done! You have AWOKEN the sleeping giant and instilled in him a great wrath! You squirming piece of primordial sewage! But now you will LEARN. What's this shit? A WEBCAM pic? Well Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. Well no wonder you're so goddamned angry! I'd hate the world too if I looked like some mix betwixt Eddy Munster and Pugsley Adams! No, SHUT UP you Slackjawed Fish-bellied Anti-social Troglodyte! Click here to read the rest of this story (64 more lines)
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