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The Gay Little Bunnies (standard:Satire, 958 words)
Author: hvysmkerAdded: Aug 13 2004Views/Reads: 4445/2488Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Rabbits do it too
 



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them.  It would make them seem bad too if others saw them with Doris or 
Mina. 

Then Preacher Benny Bunny talked to Farmer Elmer.  He told Farmer Elmer
about God not liking two girl rabbits living together without 
boyfriends.  He also told Farmer Elmer that nobody would buy his 
carrots and lettuce if Doris and Mina worked for him. 

Farmer Elmer needed to sell his lettuce and carrots, so he fired Doris
and Mina.  Now the two girl bunnies didn't have any jobs.  They didn't 
have anymore carrots or lettuce either. 

Preacher Benny Bunny kept on preaching hate about the two girl bunnies. 
They had only a few friends left who gave them food.  The others 
couldn't give them food forever and soon the two were hungry. 

More and more, the other animals called them names and tried to make
them leave the forest.  The two girl bunnies  would stand in their 
doorway and listen to animals that used to be friends call them names.  
Doris and Mina would stand and cry big tears. 

One day they came home from the store and found their burrow was messed
up.  Someone came in while they were gone and broke everything.  Even 
tore up the nice rug and broke the electric heater.  Doris and Mina 
bunny had no more to eat, and no place to live.  The sad little girl 
bunnies had to leave the forest forever. 

Was Preacher Benny Bunny, or God, happy when they left? 

No, he was not happy.  Now he would have to preach against the deer,
then Farmer Elmer, then those pesky Crows, after that fat animals, then 
Ground Hogs and rats, and next the cute little Squirrels, and don't 
forget Smokers.  In fact everyone who was not a rabbit, or didn't agree 
with him and his God.


   


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