Preparation and execution of my income tax return (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 18 2005	Views/Reads: 3473/2175	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
April 15th is the time of the year when Americans can communicate with their government. I cannot testify for anyone else, but I look forward to this marvelous opportunity and I am careful not to waste it. This year, for example, so much has happened to m

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Pet food is expensive, as any pet owner knows, not to mention those
exorbitant veterinary bills. (Does my doghouse qualify as a home 
office? I spend a lot of time there so it should.) 

Vacation — is another overlooked item. Does the IRS think I am taking a
vacation just for my health? Oh, yea. I am. Well, my health is 
important. Every dollar I spend on vacation should be deducted from my 
income and not be taxable, which would take a lot of stress off my next 
vacation. 

Presents — don't tell me Christmas presents are not authentic
tax-deductible considerations. If it were not for me buying all those 
Christmas presents the general economy of our country would go into a 
slump. Buying Christmas presents is the one thing I can do for my 
country and I should expect some compensation. 

These are just a few suggestions I would make if left up to me. 

There is no way I could get away with writing my own ticket for my
personal income tax return. The government has set up rules and 
regulations to guide everyone. 

Some people think they can write their own ticket when it comes to God,
forgetting God has established rules and regulations that apply to 
everyone. 

The Bible clearly says; "There is a way which seemeth right unto a man,
but the end thereof are the ways of death." (Proverbs 14:12 KJV.) And, 
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man 
cometh unto the Father, but by me." (John 14:6 KJV.) 


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