They're Here! (standard:Fan Fiction, 560 words)
Author: Reid Laurence	Added: Apr 01 2006	Views/Reads: 3464/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Don't listen if you don't want to, but don't say I didn't try to warn you! Read this story and get ready, for the inevitable is about to happen!

Yes friends, I'm sorry that I must play the harbinger of truth this
time, but the way I look at it, if I don't tell you, then who will? Or 
maybe a better way to phrase the question is, among those who are left, 
who will be the one to speak out and inform those who still remain? Who 
among us can set their fears of retaliation aside for a few moments, at 
least long enough to speak out from the rock they're hiding under? 

You see, it isn't my intention to cause a panic, for one thing, there
would be no purpose to it. The way I see it, all I can do right now is 
to make the greater populace aware of what's been going on behind their 
backs. In fact... all I really need to say is, 

They're Here! 

For those of you who don't have much time to read, I'll make this as
brief as possible. I may as well just come out and say that for years, 
aliens from a planet in orbit around the star we call, Alpha Centauri 
have been coming to Earth. Once here, they don't waste time. They take 
over the bodies of prominent politicians all over the world, doing 
their best to cause chaos and dissension. But if it's proof you need in 
order to make you believe in what I'm saying, then it's proof I'll give 
you. 

Remember that little fiasco we had a while back concerning Vice
President Cheney when he very nearly killed the seventy-eight year old 
lawyer he was hunting with? That was no accident. Only a botched 
attempt on an unsuspecting man's life. Yes, you guessed it! Cheney is 
an alien. Now then, if you still don't believe me...do you recall the 
little hurricane we had in Louisiana that obliterated the coastline? 
The one that pushed thousands out of their homes and out into the 
streets? Yes, I know you remember, I don't have to tell you. We all 
lived through it together. But what I'm telling you is that no one but 
an alien would have acted with such complete disregard as President 
Bush has. You must realize that he had the chance to reinforce and 
rebuild a hundred year old concrete retaining wall but refused and 
ignored the situation, allowing some of the most incredible flood 
waters the United States has ever witnessed to destroy vast square 
miles of what was once beautiful, American shoreline. You guessed it 
friends... Bush is an alien too! 

I'm running out of time now. I can't report much more right now because
at any moment, I expect my wife to walk in the door and start 
questioning me about what I've been doing. She always does... and you 
know why too, don't you? Of course you do. She's an alien too, sent 
here to try to stop me from reporting the truth. 

The truth is that the poor people who are running across our precious
borders are not the aliens we need to live in fear of. The aliens we 
need to fear have been right here under our noses all along! They are 
the ones who are doing the most damage to us, and I'm sorry to have to 
tell you again, that... 

They're Here! 

Goodbye for now, and may God help us all. 

Reid Laurence


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