Some things are simply irreplaceable (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 31 2010	Views/Reads: 3185/1876	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was having a wonderful time and everything seemed to be going like clockwork. Then I got out of bed. I thought I was awake but I was only acting. I remember getting out of bed and shuffling off to the kitchen and pouring a cup of coffee in my favorite c

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out of their sleep to bask in the sunshine of all that attention? What 
other animal enjoys such notoriety? Hollywood celebrities excepted, of 
course. 

Supposing this is a real problem. How in the world did they come up with
their solution of replacing groundhogs with robots? What would these 
robots do the rest of the year? 

We know what groundhogs do the rest of the year. 

With all the problems in the world, somebody has taken the time to think
groundhogs have a problem with Groundhog Day and have even come up with 
the solution. 

The next thing you know somebody will come up with the suggestion to
replace people with robots. And right here is where I have some 
suggestions to offer myself. 

First off, I think we ought to replace all politicians with robots. The
robots I have in mind are battery operated so that eventually these 
robots will run down. I have often been tempted to run down a 
politician, but this might be a better way. If anybody is under mental 
distress, these people are. 

Then, I think all TV news reporters who report on hoaxes should be
replaced by robots. After all, all they do is read something off a 
telemarketer. A well-trained and oiled robot could do the very same 
thing. 

Some things certainly cannot be replaced. Personally, I take refuge in
the unchangeable Christ of the Bible. "Jesus Christ the same yesterday, 
and to day, and for ever." (Hebrews 13:8 KJV). 

It is nice to know something is absolutely irreplaceable. 


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