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|Today Was A Fairytale Parody (standard:other, 397 words)|
|Author: Julia||Added: Jan 23 2011||Views/Reads: 799/255||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|A parody my friend and I made of the song by Taylor Swift.|
By J.F. and R.G. 2010 Today was a load of shit You looked like sex I forgot to wear deodorant You smelled me from afar and you suddenly looked sick Today was a load of shit . Today was a load of shit . Today was a load of shit I wore jeans and boots You wore a janitor's outfit You told me I had baked cabbage stuck on my breast Today was a load of shit . Time slowed down when you turned to me Can you feel this magic in the air? It must have been the way your barf smelled Fell in love when I felt it on my tongue It must have been the weed... Today was a load of shit It must have been the weed... Today was a load of shit . Today was a load of shit You've got a girl who showed up with a miniskirt on Drool runs down your face; why can't you look at me like that? Today was a load of shit . Today was a load of shit It's the first of May I got wrapped up in the maypole I didn't know who did it 'till I saw your angry face Today was a load of shit . I hit your girlfriend, I couldn't help myself (she's a ho!) Click here to read the rest of this story (63 more lines)
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