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Today Was A Fairytale Parody (standard:other, 397 words)
Author: JuliaAdded: Jan 23 2011Views/Reads: 787/253Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A parody my friend and I made of the song by Taylor Swift.
 



By J.F. and R.G. 2010 

Today was a load of shit 

You looked like sex 

I forgot to wear deodorant 

You smelled me from afar and you suddenly looked sick 

Today was a load of shit 

. 

Today was a load of shit 

. 

Today was a load of shit 

I wore jeans and boots 

You wore a janitor's outfit 

You told me I had baked cabbage stuck on my breast 

Today was a load of shit 

. 

Time slowed down when you turned to me 

Can you feel this magic in the air? 

It must have been the way your barf smelled 

Fell in love when I felt it on my tongue 

It must have been the weed... 

Today was a load of shit 

It must have been the weed... 

Today was a load of shit 

. 

Today was a load of shit 

You've got a girl who showed up with a miniskirt on 

Drool runs down your face; why can't you look at me like that? 

Today was a load of shit 

. 

Today was a load of shit 

It's the first of May 

I got wrapped up in the maypole 

I didn't know who did it 'till I saw your angry face 

Today was a load of shit 

. 

I hit your girlfriend, 

I couldn't help myself 

(she's a ho!) 


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