|IMOP (standard:Fan Fiction, 433 words)|
|Author: Juggernaut||Added: Jun 02 2011||Views/Reads: 1411/751||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|Conversations between fictional characters Dan and Juggernaut on Internet Mail Order Pharmacy (IMOP)|
IMOP Subba Rao “I am delighted to announce that I have been elected as the President of the trade group IMOP,” declared Dan standing behind his desk, as usual shuffling papers on the desk. “Is IMOP an acronym?” Juggernaut expressed doubt. “yes, take a guess.” “An electronic gizmo to mop the entire house without human effort.” “Nop.” “A remote control medical device to clean out colon for good.” “Good guess but not correct.” A software application to wipe out bad credit history to make resume look good.” “No.” “Umm, I have no clue,” Juggernaut gave up. “Well IMOP stands for Internet Mail Order Pharmacist,” Dan looked at Juggernaut as if he let go a big secret. “Who is mail order pharmacist?” “Any person can become an internet mail order pharmacist without any training; all they need is an internet connection to send emails to receive orders with credit card information and place orders for the prescription with payment to IMOP pharmacy in the Island of Seashells; IMOP can keep 30% of the sale price and the rest is sent to Seashells for medication to be shipped directly to the customers around the world.” “Where is Seashells?” “Somewhere in the Indian Ocean.” “Have you been to Seashells?” “No, never.” “Umm, so who fills the prescription in Seashells?” “I don't know and no mail order pharmacist knows who fills the prescription in Seashells or who supplies the pharmaceuticals.” “This business sounds shady,” Juggernaut sounded suspicious. “There is nothing shady about IMOP, everything is legit, and it has been certified by a world renowned accounting firm ‘Prescott, Bergman and Alexander PA,” based in Bermuda “Is it not illegal to sell medications without prescription?” Juggernaut Click here to read the rest of this story (31 more lines)
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