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You Know What (standard:Flash, 244 words)
Author: JuggernautAdded: Sep 13 2011Views/Reads: 1332/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Team neutral is good philosophy during football season to beat blues from September to the end of the year.
 



You Know What 

Subba Rao 

“Out of 32 teams in NFL which is your favorite?” 

“All of them.” 

“You should have a favorite team; everybody has a favorite team.” 

“Well, I like both Pittsburg Steelers and Baltimore Ravens, 

when these two teams play, if Big Ben were to throw an interception, I 

cheer for ravens; if Flacco was sacked, I cheer for Steelers.” 

“That is stupid.” 

“No; I am team neutral.” 

“What you mean?” 

“Well I feel happy if either team wins.” 

“That is unreal.” 

“Not in my case; for example, I love both Cowboys and Jets; 

whoever wins I cheer for them; you see I have a weak mind; I get 

depressed for days if I were to have a favorite team that loses a game; 

so through intense yoga I developed neutrality towards all the teams; 

so I cheer for every touch-down irrespective of team, when all games 

were done for Sunday, I go to bed as a happy man that all my favorite 

teams were won.” 

“That is the most bizarre philosophy I heard.” 

“It is bizarre for partisan, opinionated and subjective 

people.” 

“You know what?” 

“What?” 

“You are weak and gutless, and consider yourself chopped 

liver.” 

“Well, when I lived in Jamaica my favorite breakfast was fried 

liver and onions.” 

“You said your favorite breakfast in Jamaica was Ackee and 

salt fish.” 

“That too; every kind of food is my favorite.” 

“You know what?” 

“What?” 

“You are full of it.” 


   


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