Understanding the Grandpa Rules (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 18 2019	Views/Reads: 1318/957	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When you know the rules of life, it becomes a wonderful and exciting adventure.

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Then, as long as grandpa is staying overnight, bedtime is merely a goal.
This idea of having an exact bedtime is not healthy, especially when 
grandpa is visiting. Bedtime should be a negotiable commodity, not 
something that is an exact science. What does science have to do with 
going to bed at night? Leave science at school where it belongs. 

There is one last rule that I need to mention. Grandpa's rules trump
everyone else's rules... except grandma's, which is why grandpa needs 
to visit the grandchildren by himself occasionally. 

Understanding the rules enables everybody to enjoy the time together.
Without rules, there would be chaos. With grandpa's rules, the chaos is 
a marvelous harmony of joy, excitement and fun. Every grandchild needs 
a grandpa who understands the grandpa rules and who has the opportunity 
to exploit those rules. 

There is one rulebook that I go by implicitly. That is the Bible. It is
the most profitable book I have ever discovered. "All scripture is 
given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for 
reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man 
of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works" (2 
Timothy 3:16-17). 

When you know the rules of life, it becomes a wonderful and exciting
adventure.


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