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Randolph the boozing Hitman (standard:other, 177 words)
Author: Nathaniel MIllerAdded: Nov 16 2019Views/Reads: 311/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Filk of the Burl Ives Song -- this one is for the not so famous Hitman of Vito Claus who goes to Joisey to deliver presents.

Randolph the Boozer Hit Man: 

N.A Miller 

(The not so-famous team of "Vito Claus" -- Santa's Italian Half Brother
who helps deliver presents in New Joisey) 

You know Knuckles, Fingers, Gweto and Tony, You know Moses, Vinnie,
Alvin and Benny: But do you recall... The most not-so famous hit man of 
all, Randolph the Boozer Hit man, Had, a very bright red nose And if 
you ever saw it You would even say it glows. All of the other Hit man 
Used to scoff and diss this fool; They never let poor Randolph Join in 
any poker games Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Vito Claus came to say, 
Randolph with your nose so bright, Drop the flask and guide my 
Trans-am, right... Then how all the Hit men loved him, As they shouted 
out with glee, Randolph you boozer Hit man You'll go down in history! 

Parody of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Burl Ives -- 


Again any resemblance to any Italians, living, dead, shot, drown (with
cement overshoes), wiseguys, bosses, hit men is clearly 


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