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|The Must See Event of the Year (standard:other, 866 words)|
|Author: Craig Anderson||Added: Dec 22 2003||Views/Reads: 1697/1061||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|Tv, Terror(ism), capitalism, stupidity...|
Click here to read the first 75 lines of the story assaulted with “How-do-you-feel” type-questions, and the emotion of the event was captured by close-ups of those weeping blood. One could almost smell the faeces as bowels spasmed. Within ten minutes, twitching ceased, and so did the filming. The roving reporters returned to then van via the corpse obstacle course, and the feed and feeding ended. Ad's for rival cola companies ensued, followed by a solid twenty minutes of fast-food, furniture and barely-functional operating-system commercials. “The President wants a spot.” “Well, he can pay, like everyone else...” Governmental privatisation enured that this wasn't an issue, and his “Joes Rib Palace” be-hatted head was soon sombreing-up every TV screen in the world. “People of the world, what we have witnessed today is truly a tragedy... We are following leads, but they are fairly lean at this present time... We did all we could to halt this attack, but, with funding cuts...” He trailed off. “If anyone knows the whereabouts of an individual, nicknamed “Hot_mustard”, please come forward... thank you... Ah yes...” A pause, a cap re-adjust, and his solemn face grinned with eerie elasticity. “Eat at Joes, best ribs in all the world.” Tweet
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