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| Writer's profile for 'VenomousLobster' | |
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| Email address | ryxnzvyd@netscape.net |
| City | Mars |
| State | Denial |
| Country | I don't remember |
| Birthdate | yes |
| Sex | Male |
| Marital state | california |
| Profession | I sell crap I make on eBay... so far I have made $5.....Bravo |
| Interests | theatre, knives, swords, pointy things, fish spanking and cabbage abuse |
| Short bio | I am known as Lobster Omega Cucumber Prime.... a top secret government project to combine the strength, speed, and marketability of the Venomous Lobster with the raw, naked power of the cucumber! |
| Comments | Spank the darkness. |
| Thoughts of existence (standard:other, 442 words) | |||
| Author: VenomousLobster | Added: Dec 11 2000 | Views/Reads: 3529/4 | Story vote: 0.00 (2 votes) |
| Random ideas with a side of malapropism | |||
| 12 Steps to Unleashing your Inner Squid (standard:other, 453 words) | |||
| Author: VenomousLobster | Added: Jan 01 2001 | Views/Reads: 3463/1 | Story vote: 0.00 (1 vote) |
| A daisy is plucked from a meadow. Empires rise and fall. A house is built, children are reared, a marriage is broken. A legend is born. A box of saltines goes stale and has to be thrown out. | |||
| a waste of howeverlong it takes to read this (standard:other, 343 words) | |||
| Author: VenomousLobster | Added: Mar 21 2001 | Views/Reads: 3280/8 | Story vote: 0.00 (3 votes) |
| really odd | |||