I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did (standard:humor, 887 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 31 2019	Views/Reads: 1469/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
At the time, I did not know how much Miss Ammon really loved her students. We learned a lot from her, and she is desperately needed in our school culture today.

I am not sure why I think of some things, however, occasionally I
remember something that happened a million years ago. Or so it seems. 

This week for some reason, I happened to think of my fifth grade
elementary school teacher. Her name was Miss Ammon. She was a wonderful 
teacher in many regards and taught me quite a bit or at least she 
tried. 

As a fifth-grader, I looked at her as a very old woman. She might've
been 50, I'm not sure. One of my friends joked and asked her, “Miss 
Ammon, how was Noah as a student?” 

I am glad he asked and not me because the class was then introduced to
her “Hickory Stick.” I say we, but it was my friend with the stupid 
question that was actually introduced to it. 

After the incident, she told the class, “I have here in my hand the
Board of Education which shall be applied to the seat of your learning 
when necessary.” Nobody even snickered, but left that alone. 

Miss Ammon did not have a sense of humor. Everything was very serious to
her and I do not remember ever seeing her even smile. She probably did, 
but that is not a memory that I have of her. 

I remember the day that the government ruled against Bible reading and
the Lord's Prayer in school. Being young, I did not quite understand 
the significance of it. The next day in school Miss Ammon stood in 
front of the class with a hickory stick in her right hand. As she was 
smacking her left hand she said, “Let them come into my class and tell 
me I can't read the Bible or say the Lord's Prayer.” 

Knowing her as we knew her then, she would have been very good on her
word. In fact, when we were outside at recess (remember recess?) we all 
talked about how exciting it would be for them come into our class and 
face-off with our dear Miss Ammon. She is the only woman that could 
have gotten away with something like that. She was afraid of no one. 
Everyone was afraid of her; even the principal but that is another 
story. 

Once I was to give a little oral report before the class and Miss Ammon
called me up front and asked me if I was ready. I stupidly said, “I 
rehearsed this in my sleep last night.” Some of my friends snickered, 
but Miss Ammon said, “Well, I hope you can repeat it while you're 
awake.” That was the only time I ever saw something close to a twinkle 
in her eyes. That was not the encouragement to put me in a positive 
position of presenting my little speech. 

I well remember the day that my seat of learning was introduced to her
Board of Education. I was chewing gum in class, and back then, you were 
not allowed to chew gum in class. I knew it, but for some reason I 
thought I could get away with it. When she saw me chewing the gum she 
said to me, “Get rid of that gum right now!” 

I had forgotten I was chewing it because at that time that was a natural
thing to do. She alarmed me and I turned to my left and spit the gum 
out on the floor. Then I laughed. It was a natural response for me and 
then I was introduced to the natural response of Miss Ammon. 

She quietly turned around, went to the corner of the room and picked up
her hickory stick. I could hear everybody in the class sighing. “Mr. 
Snyder,” she said in a very reverent tone, too reverent for me. “Will 
you please come to the front of the class?” I knew it was not a 
question. I knew it was a direct order from “the boss.” 

To show how old she was, she was my father's teacher when he was in
grade school. Banking on that she said, “You tell your father about 
this and it will be repeated.” There in front of the class, I bent over 
on her command and received four swats of her hickory stick. She did 
not miss a lick. 

I did not tell my father. He had a rule in our home that if you got a
spanking in school you also got a spanking when you got home. This is 
the first time I am telling anyone about that episode. 

Occasionally I feel a little tingle on the “seat of my learning”
reminding me of Miss Ammon. I have not chewed gum since. 

Many years later when I was an adult and had published several books, I
took some to her and thanked her for teaching me to read and write. 

We need more Miss Ammon's in our school system today. Personally, I
would like to see every politician bow before her and be initiated. 

I'm not sure and I never asked, but I think her favorite verse was, “He
that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth 
him betimes” (Proverbs 13:24). 

At the time, I did not know how much Miss Ammon really loved her
students. We learned a lot from her, and she is desperately needed in 
our school culture today.


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