Have Nose, Will Snore (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 09 2022	Views/Reads: 423/264	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As I drifted off to la-la-land, I thought of a scripture. Amos 3:3, “Can two walk together, except they be agreed?” It is quite rare when two people agree on everything. It is important that we agree on the right things. We can have our difference but th

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said, “Why are you laughing?” 

Do I tell her, or do I pass it off? 

Being who I am, I actually did tell her. 

She glared at me and said most vocally, “I do not snore, and I don't
want to hear you tell me that ever again.” 

I chuckled inwardly and was waiting for some excuse to tell her again. 

Then I saw it. A little Facebook report said that contrary to what
people have believed, snoring is a very healthy thing for your body. 
According to this investigation, the bigger you are, the more you need 
to snore. 

In sharing this new information with my wife, she was not very
sympathetic. “That cannot be right,” she said most defiantly. “Snoring 
is not healthy.” 

Then I showed her the story and even read it, and she did not want to
believe it. 

I looked at her and said, “It must be true because it's on Facebook.” 

Looking at me she said, “You believe everything you read on Facebook?” 

“Well,” I said as soberly as possible, “I believe this one for sure.” 

Not knowing what to say, she just turned around and walked away,
mumbling something I couldn't understand. 

When we went to bed that night, I looked at her and said, “I'm going to
have a very healthy night tonight.” 

She didn't smile, but I did. 

As I drifted off to la-la-land, I thought of a scripture. Amos 3:3, “Can
two walk together, except they be agreed?” It is quite rare when two 
people agree on everything. It is important that we agree on the right 
things. We can have our difference but there are crucial issues where 
we must agree. Every relationship is based on discovering those issues 
and committing ourselves to them.


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