|Inamae's Birthday (standard:humor, 326 words)
|Author: Tony Dungate
|Added: Feb 08 2009
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|Inamae's Bithday Poem
Once upon a time there was lady who worked in the Shaw Who committed the most heinous of commuter fashion faux pas While traveling to work on her daily GO train commute She did draw commuter stares that she did dare to dispute She forget while getting dressed for the morning ride downtown The curlers from her hair to keep the bangs off her frizzled frown We should be glad this was the only incident of the curler kind But alas there is more to her daily trips to Toronto yet to unwind We all know how tedious the daily GO train trip downtown can be But poor Inamae took it to one notch higher as we shall see If ever there was the ultimate sin of commuting that you could do Inamae did go there so hope that you won't end up in the same shoe She did fall asleep but woke up with the most severe body shakes To horrified looks all around she thought there had been an earthquake As she looked around outside she noticed nothing was amiss The looks of her fellow commuters now looked more of a diss! With a quizzical look on her face she glared and looked ready to fight Until someone told her that she was snoring and looked ready to bite! Since she knows that I tease her, she won't share anymore mistakes Fearing I advertise on the GO train, the emergency cord she will brake For my digressions I do need to pay, moved my office from her far away That ensures she gets a pumpernickel bagel, each and every Wednesday Now in closing we must bear in mind her birthday has come again today Checked her appearance several times, not knowing what I might say Now in closing, we wish her the best on this happy and glorious day I am thinking of her new age, do you think to me she might say? Tweet
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