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Email address | dannyzil@hotmail.co.uk |
PICASSO'S MODEL (standard:humor, 403 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Mar 02 2006 | Views/Reads: 3603/5 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Salvador Dali entertains....himself. | |||
AT THE DOC'S (standard:humor, 423 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Apr 14 2006 | Views/Reads: 3557/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
The Doc wants to run some tests....but this dude ain't got the time for that kinda gig. | |||
MY LITTLE JAIL BAIT (standard:poetry, 239 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Jul 21 2006 | Views/Reads: 4039/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
A tender romantic tale of eternal love. | |||
BURN-OUT (standard:humor, 616 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Oct 15 2006 | Views/Reads: 3414/3 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
A cautionary tale of burning desire....which could lead to a funeral pyre. | |||
INTERVIEW (standard:humor, 625 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Mar 06 2007 | Views/Reads: 3623/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Just a normal job interview....you've probably had one like it yourself. | |||
THE STORY OF MANDEL SHIVERS (standard:humor, 575 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Apr 29 2007 | Views/Reads: 3506/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Things ain't hangin right for Mandel just now....and bits of his girlfriend ain't hangin right either ! | |||
Bastard Threw ME ! (standard:humor, 902 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Jun 23 2007 | Views/Reads: 3537/2271 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
This dude thinks he can outsmart a Lawyer....but he's soon sent flyin ! | |||
QUASIMODO NEEDS A HUMP (standard:humor, 597 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Oct 03 2007 | Views/Reads: 3589/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Well whoever woulda thought that the Hunchback of Notre Dame would be beggin for a hump !? | |||
GOIN DOWN TO GRANDADDY'S FOR THE FALL (standard:humor, 622 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Oct 17 2008 | Views/Reads: 3223/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
"Lawdy Lawd! Tings dis famly gets up to!" | |||
TAXI RIDE (standard:humor, 648 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Jan 16 2009 | Views/Reads: 3233/2171 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Nothing unusual about this late night taxi ride. | |||
THE BASTARD (standard:humor, 937 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Feb 19 2009 | Views/Reads: 3190/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Appearances can be deceptive, very deceptive. This dude's turned out real smart....but check out what he's up to. | |||
SO LOVED BY BIRDS (standard:humor, 790 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Mar 30 2009 | Views/Reads: 3157/2059 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
This blow job sucks ! | |||
BIG BOUNCING BREASTS MADE ME A SERIAL KILLER (standard:humor, 1056 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: May 05 2009 | Views/Reads: 4255/2303 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
This guy's work happens to be taking care of dead people....and he happens to like contributing a few bodies himself! | |||
SIR PEWTER'S MOUSTACHE (standard:humor, 1437 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: May 16 2009 | Views/Reads: 3186/2029 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Sir Pewter loves his thick lush moustache....and the reason is prefectly understandable! | |||
IT'S NOT YOUR DAY JFK (standard:Flash, 528 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: May 16 2012 | Views/Reads: 3024/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Never come between a man and his Origami class. | |||
DOUBLE-BILL (standard:Flash, 1398 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: May 20 2012 | Views/Reads: 3101/1946 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
This guy's plannin to jump off a ledge but a kindly Cop manages to bring him down. | |||
ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES, PART 1, CHAPTER1. (standard:humor, 1771 words) [1/6] show all parts | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Updated: Jun 11 2012 | Views/Reads: 3088/1937 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
A black science fiction comedy adventure. | |||
ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES, PART 2, CHAPTER 1. (standard:humor, 806 words) [1/12] show all parts | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Updated: Jun 14 2012 | Views/Reads: 3055/2480 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Roger leaves Earth and heads to New Earth. | |||
ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES, PART 3, CHAPTER 1. (standard:humor, 1974 words) [1/10] show all parts | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Updated: Jun 18 2012 | Views/Reads: 3134/1928 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Roger is on his way to New Earth but receives a message to visit a planet called Klyzemadex and decides to go. | |||
AH WAS A-SNORIN WHEN THEY HUNG'D ME (standard:humor, 944 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Jan 19 2013 | Views/Reads: 2805/1984 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Corrected version. | |||
WHEN IMAGINARY FRIENDS DON'T LIKE YOU (standard:Flash, 776 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Feb 28 2013 | Views/Reads: 2919/2 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
This dude ain't gonna win no popularity stakes! | |||
IS MY MUSIC BOTHERIN YOU ? (standard:Flash, 577 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: May 11 2013 | Views/Reads: 3248/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
This is what could happen when you play your music too loud, too late....could wind up bein too late for you! | |||
ANALLY PROBED BY ALIENS (standard:Flash, 928 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: May 27 2013 | Views/Reads: 3561/1968 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Frustrated Edna Kak finally meets a man who sweeps her off her feet. | |||
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? (standard:Flash, 700 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: May 31 2013 | Views/Reads: 3076/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
This angry doorman wants to bring down the famous rock star a peg or two. | |||
ORDINARY JOE (standard:Flash, 608 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Jun 14 2013 | Views/Reads: 2924/2 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
This is how the precious gift of life turns out for most of us. | |||
SMOKIN KILLS (standard:Flash, 521 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Dec 03 2013 | Views/Reads: 3828/2 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
This is one way to quit smokin. | |||
GRAVEDIGGER (standard:horror, 602 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Dec 19 2013 | Views/Reads: 3721/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
You don't want this guy diggin your grave, way out in them dark woods. | |||
WAKE TO NOTHIN (standard:Flash, 483 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Mar 05 2014 | Views/Reads: 7645/3 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
Life can get dark and stay that way. | |||
COLD BLACK MIRROR (standard:Flash, 5957 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Oct 04 2016 | Views/Reads: 2635/1630 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
10 BLACK FLASH TALES. | |||
LIKE A RUSTY SQUEEZEBOX (standard:Flash, 14311 words) | |||
Author: Danny Zil | Added: Apr 07 2018 | Views/Reads: 2036/1299 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
18 BLACK COMEDY FLASH TALES. | |||