Writer's profile for 'denis holzhauser'
Email address	dholzha2@home.com
City	Kenner
State	La.
Country	USA
Sex	Male
Marital state	married
Profession	retired
Interests	small animals,outdoors,travel,crossword puzzles
Short bio	very average guy who tried a great many things,excelled in very few
Comments	I think this is great site,looking forward to reading new writers

I'M CANCER (standard:poetry, 141 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Mar 12 2001	Views/Reads: 3450/2	Story vote: 0.00 (1 vote)
Cancer as a relentless adversary as it attacks the human body
"The Time Piece" (standard:poetry, 124 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Mar 14 2001	Views/Reads: 3560/0	Story vote: 0.00 (3 votes)
A dirty little piece of posey
"DAYS" (standard:poetry, 55 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Mar 24 2001	Views/Reads: 3574/0	Story vote: 0.00 (2 votes)
Just another bad week
"MY OLD RADIO" (standard:poetry, 68 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Apr 27 2001	Views/Reads: 3192/2	Story vote: 0.00 (2 votes)
" about loneliness "
"Me,Joe and Marilyn Monroe" (standard:humor, 0 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Jul 06 2001	Views/Reads: 3322/2105	Story vote: 0.00 (3 votes)
Many years ago Joe Dimaggio and I played a very short game of pitch and catch,neither Joe or I knew Marilyn at that time,I threw her in to get your attention.
"RED EYED FLIGHTS" (standard:romance, 2812 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Jul 28 2001	Views/Reads: 3427/2412	Story vote: 0.00 (3 votes)
A CHANCE MEETING BY TWO STRANGERS MAY BE THE START OF A LONG ROMANCE.
Flatulence (standard:humor, 606 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Aug 01 2001	Views/Reads: 3997/1	Story vote: 0.00 (6 votes)
A man whose dog has a problem with gas
Anonymity and the Net (standard:non fiction, 298 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Aug 09 2001	Views/Reads: 3281/1	Story vote: 0.00 (1 vote)
An opinion piece
My Guard Dogs (standard:drama, 58 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Sep 13 2001	Views/Reads: 3391/1	Story vote: 0.00 (2 votes)
An ode to old friends
"Good Time Charlie" (standard:poetry, 136 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Sep 17 2001	Views/Reads: 3068/0	Story vote: 0.00 (1 vote)
Living Large
"THE PRURIENT POET" (standard:humor, 66 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Oct 07 2001	Views/Reads: 3494/1	Story vote: 0.00 (3 votes)
A DIRTY LITTLE POEM
A Visitation (standard:fantasy, 430 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Oct 20 2001	Views/Reads: 3357/3	Story vote: 0.00 (2 votes)
A small moment of simple pleasure
"Reflections" (standard:romance, 116 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Oct 30 2001	Views/Reads: 3275/1	Story vote: 0.00 (3 votes)
A husband's love song to his aging wife
"Don't Move" (standard:romance, 60 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Nov 11 2001	Views/Reads: 3683/1	Story vote: 0.00 (3 votes)
Sex after Sixty
Side By Side (standard:humor, 3445 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Nov 19 2001	Views/Reads: 3182/2143	Story vote: 0.00 (1 vote)
Three dead and buried guys form a trio
Dour Jones (standard:poetry, 88 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Nov 23 2001	Views/Reads: 3062/0	Story vote: 0.00 (1 vote)
Looking on the dark side.
The History Of Language (standard:humor, 354 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Nov 26 2001	Views/Reads: 3293/1	Story vote: 0.00 (2 votes)
Only the ravings of a very sick mind
The Greatest Hero.......Ever (standard:humor, 1058 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Nov 30 2001	Views/Reads: 4551/2220	Story vote: 0.00 (2 votes)
Somebody had to be the first one...
Are You Listening To Me! (standard:humor, 58 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Jan 01 2002	Views/Reads: 3418/4	Story vote: 0.00 (3 votes)
A man's attempt to reason with God
Doggie Ball (standard:humor, 159 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Feb 07 2002	Views/Reads: 3139/1	Story vote: 0.00 (1 vote)
A short poem about dogs at play
Questions About Angels (standard:humor, 99 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Feb 11 2002	Views/Reads: 3314/1	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A list of questions an older person about his future
A Dirty Old Man (standard:humor, 38 words)
Author: denis holzhauser	Added: Jun 29 2002	Views/Reads: 3675/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A hopefully funny dirty ditty