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Hoodie (standard:humor, 193 words)
Author: Tony DungateAdded: Feb 08 2009Views/Reads: 2845/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)

There once was a fair lady who grace our days in our local Ministry,
Whose co-workers suggested it was good experience to work here for 
free; This sad tale of woe for our little dear Accounts enquiry clerk 
to be, Was that she dressed in the dark of night in clothes she was 
unable to see; And so she came to work this late August summer day 
wearing a Hoody, She hoped would help to keep her “middle-aged” bones 
all warm and toast tee; Until a co-worker remarked that  the number on 
her back ended in niner, Hoping that he wouldn't end up with a smack 
and a brand-new shiner; 

The niner seemed to innocently start with the average number of Eight,
Hanging to low the hood turned it to Sixty and determined her ill fate; 

She pulled the hoody up to expose her true number to all who could see,
But word had been spread by the co-worker whose silence was not free; 

The lesson to be learned in this little proverbial yet unavoidable
little tale, Is to dress in the light and not shop for cheap hoodies on 
the bargain table! 


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