|Show Me What You Got (standard:humor, 201 words)|
|Author: Juggernaut||Added: Mar 12 2013||Views/Reads: 1052/0||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|TO hurt somebody's feeling, go after their national pride, the way Juggernaut does it.|
Show Me What You Got Subba Rao I am magnanimous I think big I see larger picture But if I were to get mad at somebody All bets are off I go after their national pride to hurt their ego like All we got from you Indians is curry There is no Pakistan without Mutton Biriyani You Bangladeshis are only good in cooking fish Dim Sum is China and China is Dim Sum Mexicans your life revolves around Tacos and Burritos You Italians all you think about is Pasta and Pizza You Portuguese all you can make is Malasadas Poles can only think about Sausages Nothing beyond Poi and Laulau for you Hawaiians Only you Scandinavians can eat Lutefisk Goulash and Pierogies that's it for people from Eastern Europe Jewish are only good in making Pastrami Labskaus that's all Germans are good at There is nothing beyond Sushi for Japanese All we get is brain freeze from eating Greek Baklava Without Jerk Pork Jamaica is nothing Without Curry Goat there is no Trinidad Besides eating Shish Kebabs what else Turks do All we got from you Northerners is chewy Bagel You Southerners can only fry chicken and boil Black Eye beans Tweet
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