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I Didn’t Win $750 Million (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 27 2017Views/Reads: 399/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It would be wonderful to win $750 million, but after all, it is only money and eventually that money runs out. God’s pleasure never runs out.

During a recent lottery shindig, everybody was watching to see who was
going to win all that money. Even I got all caught up in the excitement 
and was on the edge of my seat too. 

“Why,” the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said, “are you so
interested in that lottery?” 

“Well,” I said as soberly as possible, “what if I win all that money?
Wouldn't that be tremendous?” Then I flashed a gracious million-dollar 
smile at her. 

She just stared at me, rolled her eyes and walked away. As she was
walking away, she mumbled something like, “You gotta pay if you're 
gonna win.” 

Oh yeah, I thought to myself. I am sitting in my chair wondering what in
the world I would do with all that money if I actually would win it 
when in reality I am not even playing the lottery. I just got all 
caught up with the idea of winning money. 

Even if I did play, according to some statistics, only one person in 300
million had a chance of winning that lottery. I'm not sure how they 
come up with such statistics; I am rather suspicious of the whole 

I remember a favorite saying of the late Will Rogers, “All I know is
what I read in the newspaper.” That was long before all of this media 
electronic nonsense that we have today. I think he might change his 
saying something like this, “All I know is what I see on TV.” Or, some 
of the younger group might include the Internet. 

I am not a skeptic, mind you, I just do not believe everything I hear or
see these days. I never guess how much change I have in my pocket, I 
always count it. I never want to guess at anything. 

Some people believe everything they hear and see on TV these days. I
think most of it is just entertainment. Entertainment has become such 
an obsession these days that it is hard to get away from it. 

We watch programs that solve problems that don't even exist. We get all
excited about somebody playing some role on some fictitious TV program. 
Don't get me started on those reality shows! 

I can remember when the TV program Dallas was very popular. They ended
one season with the mysterious killing of JR. All of the media went 
crazy, even across Europe, wondering, “Who killed JR?” I wonder how 
many people stopped to think that JR was not even a real person. 

I am not against winning money, I want to win as much money as I can.
However, I think it is a ruse to get people's attention. Even I was 
watching to see who was going to win all of that money. That is exactly 
what they wanted. 

Again, I am not a skeptic, but I wonder if that person that won all that
money was a real person? Or, was it some kind of ruse to get people to 
watch television at that point? From another angle, how much did they 
really pay that woman to say that she won all that money? 

Okay, okay I admit it! I am a skeptic. But I'm a skeptic with good
intentions. At least I believe they are good. I just do not want to be 
sold a bill of goods that somebody is trying to take advantage of me. 

I do not believe everything I see and hear. I do not agree with
everything I see or hear these days. How in the world could you? How in 
the world could anybody? 

I try to be careful because I know not everybody has an agenda and not
everybody is out to pick my pocket. It only takes one person to cause 
me to be very cautious about everything. 

I think one of the great areas where I need to be very cautious is in
religion. Religion has made many promises throughout the years that it 
has yet to make good on. I want something more solid than religion. 
Everybody is religious, one way or the other. Sometimes, I will not say 
always, religion is out to pick your pocket. 

That is one of the reasons why I am a Christian. I do not have anything
in my pocket that God would want to pick. There is nothing I have that 
would in any way enrich the heavenly coffers of God. 

The other way around is where I am at. So much God has I desire and want
in my life. I cannot enrich God, but God can enrich me beyond my 
wildest imagination. Believe me; my imagination can get pretty wild at 

The only way I can really find out what God has for me is to commit
myself to the systematic reading of God's word. I do not believe in 
that slogan, “A verse a day keeps the devil away.” Read the story of 
the temptation of Jesus in the wilderness and you will see the devil 
used Scripture to attack Jesus. 

I believe David in the Old Testament understood the riches that God had
for his people. He wrote, “For the LORD taketh pleasure in his people: 
he will beautify the meek with salvation” (Psalms 149:4). 

It would be wonderful to win $750 million, but after all, it is only
money and eventually that money runs out. God's pleasure never runs 


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