In the beginning... (standard:humor, 0 words)
Author: rb	Added: Jul 14 2001	Views/Reads: 3184/5	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
is this funny? i don't know. i wrote it as a beginning to a completely false biography for a journalism class. i got an A. feel free to write back, and be honest. i am not afraid, so say whatever.

In the beginning was God.  All else was void and God did live in that
void.  One day, God was sitting around contemplating the nature of 
himself when he noticed Something on his shoulder.  Two Somethings in 
fact. 

"Ere now, wot's all this then, eh?  A-A-A-MEN!!,"said the Lord as he
reached to pick the curious Somethings up. 

But when the two tiny Somethings touched each other they set off such a
great explosion that it created the heavens and the Earth. 

"Cor!," exclaimed the diety, slightly miffed about his singed beard,"Wot
a 'orrible noise that was!  They'll be 'earin' that for years, they 
will!" 

Then God sat back and waited for the newly born humans to invent a pill
to cure his omnipotency.


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