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"THE PRURIENT POET" (standard:humor, 66 words)
Author: denis holzhauserAdded: Oct 07 2001Views/Reads: 1964/1Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A DIRTY LITTLE POEM
 



I MUST BE GETTING IN WAY TOO DEEP 

I'M MASTURBATING UNTIL MY HAND GOES ASLEEP 

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO TAKE IT AS A SLIGHT 

BUT THE DAMNED OLD HAND GOES OUT LIKE A LIGHT 

THE OTHER NIGHT I DIDN'T SAY A THING 

WHEN MY HAND ASKED ME FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING 

I TOLD MY HAND,"I'M JUST NOT READY" 

SO WE DECIDED TO JUST GO STEADY


   


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