|WONDER WHY WE CALLED YOU (standard:humor, 2080 words)|
|Author: EUGENE||Added: Oct 24 2001||Views/Reads: 2111/1363||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|This is three short stories about the differences between women and men, and how nasty men can be, and how nasty women can be.|
Da Trip This is definitely a relative term for the word woman. No fellas, don't think that a Da Trip is a nude beach on the shores of Italy, or a nice mixed drink on the islands of Hawaii. No, Da Trip is more like a night out with the guys, or a word that you said that made someone have the least bit of a better personality than her. Da Trip is rarely a phenomenon that happens without a blast from the past. An example of Da Trip is definitely relevant: You and your wife or girl friend is having a simple conversation about sex. Everything is okay. She's telling you about how she lost her virginity and this doesn't bother you that much; I mean, yea, she was in the back of her dads car with two girls and tree other guys when this happened, but everybody has to lose their virginity. It happens. Maybe not quite the way that I explained it above, but the truth is the truth. Anyway, she decides that you should give her your story about how you lost your virginity. "Yea baby, that was really freaky of you to have an orgy the first time you had sex; and toys and shit." You tell her after hearing her freaky story. "Why don't you tell me about your first time baby?" She says staring you deeply in the eyes. "Well baby, it's just the regular thing." You say trying to avoid telling her. "Well, at least tell me how old you were." "Baby, it doesn't matter; but if you really want to know I was 15." You say, lying, because you know you were only thirteen. "YOU WERE WHAT!!!" She looks at you like you just committed a crime. "See, I knew you would trip, that's why I wouldn't tell you." "Okay, okay, I really won't trip." She says softening her voice. "Okay, I'll tell you." You take a breath. "Um, well, like I said before, I was fifteen and....." She interrupts. "How could you have sex that young." Finally you decide to tell the true story, because she done pissed you off. " I was actually 13, and here's what happened. I was in Germany; I just got there, you know. I must have been there for about three weeks, and Click here to read the rest of this story (354 more lines)
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