|The Greatest Hero.......Ever (standard:humor, 1058 words)|
|Author: denis holzhauser||Added: Nov 30 2001||Views/Reads: 3881/1735||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|Somebody had to be the first one...|
Click here to read the first 75 lines of the story future,try to swallow another glob. The tribe stood looking at him,as though waiting for him to either die or,at the very least,throw up with loud and disgusting results.He,with great effort,forced back his inner heavings and,manly walked off towards the waters...turning to the group,he said,"I'll go get enough for everybody." Soon he had found a natural seeming nesting area where the oysters lay in great numbers.He stood in the shallow water and beckoned for some of the men to join him to get the foodstuff.Only a few came out to help,but shortly,they had amassed a great heap of shells laying in piles on the sandy beach. Once back on shore,he stood before the group,and with great authority began to instruct them in the opening and eating of raw oysters.Then his greatness showed through,when he,like any good promoter,told them that he had found out by eating oysters,that his sexual potency had multiplied,amazingly.Eating the ugly stuff,he told them,will make it necessary for you to have to have a great deal of love making or you will began to walk with a limp.The crowd laughed with great good humor and seemed to savor the glops of ugly looking goop more and more. Over the next few years,the women of the tribe begin to have no doubts that the oysters did,indeed,seem to have made their men better lovers,so they served the good tasting goop more and more.When the old chief died in his sleep...then Uglish was unanimously chosen to be the new chief and he served for amny years with great distinction. I think that the moral of this story has to be,that a really good salesman can make people swallow anything. THE END Tweet
Authors appreciate feedback!
Please write to the authors to tell them what you liked or didn't like about the story!
denis holzhauser has 22 active stories on this site.
Profile for denis holzhauser, incl. all stories