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Questions About Angels (standard:humor, 99 words)
Author: denis holzhauserAdded: Feb 11 2002Views/Reads: 1782/1Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A list of questions an older person about his future
 



Do angels swear and sweat and smell? 

Do they let themselves go to Hell? 

Whats the truth,do they really live in the sky? 

How about their shroud,does it have a fly? 

If they have pockets,what do they carry? 

Do they date,go steady,do they marry? 

Do they work a forty hour week? 

When we make love,do they peek? 

When they eat, were do they dine? 

Are they really all divine? 

With all their work,do they get tied? 

If they don't do well,do they get fired? 

And when they grow old,are they retired? 

I need to know,someday I may be hired.


   


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