CHRISTMAS KNIGHT (standard:humor, 134 words)
Author: SC Branston	Added: Dec 17 2003	Views/Reads: 3172/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The tribulations of a different kind of Christmas Knight.

Christmas Knight 

It was snowing outside and the Christmas Knight was necking a small fair
wench that he had kidnapped from a castle near his hideout. 

The Christmas Knight enjoyed kidnapping fair wenches and laughed as they
screamed out in pleasure because everyone knew that the Christmas 
Knight was a lothario underneath the bedsheets.  But the Christmas 
Knight had become ever so bored of the “he only comes once a year” gag 
that always went about the ale taverns.  It was an old joke and he felt 
nothing short of the increasing obligation but to hack the ball-sacks 
of the cheeky fuckers who dared mutter such old gags. 

“Fuck them all,” he roared as he chopped goolies.  And he did.  All of
the fair wenches. 

And that was the tale of the Christmas Knight. 


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