Herth and the Vampire (standard:humor, 712 words)
Author: timster	Added: Jun 09 2004	Views/Reads: 3274/2140	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever met one? Herth has...

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drink of blood.  Do you think I'm crazy?” 

“Of course I don't think you are crazy.  I'm thinking though, the voices
your hearing are those of your victims.” 

“I think your right Herth.  If you were a sheep I would make mad
passionate love to you right now.  Your almost cute for a human.” 

“And of course, you're cute for a sheep.”  What am I saying?  Something
needs to be done before The Falklands economy is ruined. 

“Bertha, would if we could get you the blood to drink without biting the
other sheep on the neck?' 

“I would like that Herth.” 

In the cover of darkness I moved Bertha to Katie's basement. I ran to my
computer at work and printed a sheep blood donation flyer to be held at 
the Rams Head Pub. 

The friendly folks of The Falklands obliged and sheep were lined up for
miles.  Bertha will never have to bite another neck again. 

Won't Katie be surprised? 

This has been Herth Gilmore reporting... 


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