What happened To the Person That Collected Too Many Teddy Bears (standard:humor, 1001 words)
Author: Amy Buchanan	Added: Aug 14 2006	Views/Reads: 7287/2021	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A story about how crazy an addiction can become.

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Her friends and relatives were formulating another rescue plan. They
were going to lure her out of the house with a troop of girl scouts 
dressed in bear suits. The girl scouts would promise her a truckload of 
chocolate teddy bears. The house at this time was so impacted with 
bears it could no longer be constrained. When the rescue plan assembled 
outside the house, the house exploded in billions of teddy bears 
missiles. Everyone outside the house took cover. Everyone in town had 
to take cover as it rained teddy bears the entire week. 

After this a talking bear was seen in the drive through at a fast food
restaurant. It was giving cryptic instructions about assembling an army 
of lollipop toting teddy bears to invade an island nation. A blow up 
bear was seen one day eclipsing the sun at noon. Bears suddenly 
appeared at street corners begging for change, as they were now 
homeless. The poor occupants of the crashed helicopter became honey 
obsessed; graham cracker eating freaks and went out into the forest to 
steal honey from the wild bear populace. Teddy bear heads became a fad, 
appearing as lawn ornaments around town. 

What happened to the teddy bear collector? She landed in Antarctica. As
there are no teddy bears there (I think), she became obsessed with 
collecting snow. At least that was a healthy hobby, who does not want 
to get rid of snow? 


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