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Daisy MAY (standard:humor, 1417 words)
Author: stanley mcqueen kentucky backwoods writerAdded: Apr 17 2007Views/Reads: 2119/1205Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Short backwood tale

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of a glass of Beer that I was drinking.. I'll be coming calling this 
afternoon he said be waiting here at the boarding house, and I will be 
coming on a corn wagon and we will take a ride along the ridges and be 
ready says “ drunk Frank”, that ugly gal was so excited about finely 
landing a Man to come a calling she runs inside the boarding house and 
I hear her holler maws I have a man coming a calling this evening . 
Mercy sakes alive what have I did I was wondering I have ruined my best 
friends' life here in the last hour . Me and Franks hurried back to the 
saloon and had several more Beers and we both parted after we was well 
drunk.. I got so drunk I passed out and when I woke up I was laying 
beside the horse drinking troff, and Frank was no where to be found, I 
asked the saloon keeper where Franks went off too and she said he seen 
him with Daisy May sporting about the road riding on a corn wagon.. 
Well time must of passed while I was passed out on Beer spirits and I 
decided to head onto my shack and try and get to feeling better from 
getting drunk. It was near a full month till I run into Frank and he 
gives me some news that he had bought the farm and was going to marry 
ugly Daisy .. What oh earth had I did? Cause my best friend to marry a 
gal that the sun hated to shine on she was so ugly and all. And now I 
have to find another drinking buddy and life as I knew it had changed, 
because of a drunk me and Franks had pulled... Well I guess maybe I 
should look at what  good has come out of all this, knowing that Frank 
would have tall corn growing on that farm soon , and then I expect he 
will plant some ugly seeds and have some ugly batts running along side 
the little fox river , maybe I could live with my self after all.... 
thinking at least Frank had the prettiest Farm in the county and the 
ugliest woman here and about, and I do expect maybe I can forgive 
myself after all...I think I will ride into Muddy Fork township and 
drink myself drunk...maybe that will ease my mind... 

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