|Lazy Jim (standard:humor, 1460 words)|
|Author: stanley mcqueen kentucky backwoods writer||Added: Jul 26 2007||Views/Reads: 2438/1341||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|short back wood story|
Click here to read the first 75 lines of the story had a contestant to be laying down ,, this here fellow has won the contest, and the two hundred dollars goes to that sorry rascal there on the bed .. The tall judge come over to Jim with the two fresh hundred dollars bills and take his hand to reach it to Jim who is laying on the bed, and Jim tells that judge if you don't mind just stick the money in my front pocket . That he is too tired to reach and get it from the judges hand,.. Then the crowd busted out laughing and the judges laughed with the crowd.. And there laid old lazy jim to sorry to raised his head up to ever look at the fair crowd...he had won it fair and square and that was a fact. They loaded his lazy butt back on the wagon and toted him back inside the shack, and that next morning me and Nath decided that we would brake that lazy rascal from pooping off the face of the window landing and put a stop to that for good, the night before we took the buck shot our of a twelve gauge shot gun shell and loaded it back with rock salt. And we new about what time he took his window poop and we hide in the thicket with paw old twelve gage and we loaded the chamber with the shot gun shell filled with rock salt. It was near seven in the morning when he raised his bed room window and stuck his white butt out the window for his morning poop .. And my friend Nath drawn down on his white protruding butt and took careful aim and pulled the trigger and rock salt peppered his behind and his butt went inside the room like a flash of lighting, me and Nath run like turkeys afraid his paw would discover us in the thicket and see us with the Gun.... well son from that day forward we never got nary report by passers by that anyone seen him pooping again out of the window... now son don't that beat anything you ever hear of ? Well paw I answered with a chuckle...Nope Paw that takes the cake for sure I answered... then I asked paw what ever become of lazy Jim ? And paw answered he fell from the window seal of two story house taking a poop and broke his fool neck. Paw busted out laughing at his own words.. The end Tweet
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