Carpet Tripper (standard:humor, 122 words)
Author: Tony Dungate	Added: Feb 08 2009	Views/Reads: 2804/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Clumsy Employee

Got a good reason for landing on her snout Got a good reason for taking
a carpet burn now 

She was a carpet tripper, a one way ticket yea So easy for me to see,
right there in front of mea 

She's a big klutz, tripped on the carpet in her winter boot Took a 10
point nose dive right out of her second left foot 

Tried to help her, left warning signs on the carpet & snow Such a
regular, she only plays one night stands you know 

She was a carpet tripper, a regular perfomer, you know yea Took me so
long to figure her out, and I  definitely found out 

Helen's a carpet tripper A repeat carpet tripper yea 


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