|THE BASTARD (standard:humor, 937 words)|
|Author: Danny Zil||Added: Feb 19 2009||Views/Reads: 1498/0||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|Appearances can be deceptive, very deceptive. This dude's turned out real smart....but check out what he's up to.|
THE BASTARD Yeah okay I'd had a bit too much to drink an yeah a bit too much to smoke, I'll admit it. I was feelin that pleasant, relaxed, drowsy way the combination of booze an hash makes you feel. I was just driftin off to sleep when I caught myself. Good job I did because I was drivin a bus full of kids on the mornin run to Nursery School. Luckily none of the kids noticed me swerve - they were all too busy playin around an yackin to each other. Anyway there was nothin in my appearance to give away what I'd been drinkin an smokin. That's because I turn myself out real smart for work - short hair, clean shaven, white shirt an tie an a neatly pressed uniform. Oh an the Clove Oil, the drinkin man's mouthwash. It kills toothache but it also kills the smell of booze stone dead. So the story is that I get a shit load of toothache but I got a dentist phobia an that's why I use Clove Oil all the time. The drowsiness passed an I drove to the Nursery School an dropped of all the kids, pattin the little bastards on the head as they left like I gave a fuck about them. I drove away from the Nursery School, casually crushin a cute stray puppy under the front wheels of the bus an headed over to Maxy's. Maxy had called me the night before to tell me he was gettin a new delivery of Russian whores an did I want to cast an eye over them. I did. I had a coupla beers an then picked out one of the pretty ones. Late teens. Innocent lookin. Natalya, she said her name was. We went upstairs. Five minutes after I had met her, she was tellin me in broken English that she loved me an wanted to marry me an have kids. Five minutes after I had banged her up the ass, she had changed her mind. When I left she was standin at the window, weepin. Well she couldn't very well sit down an weep, could she? Well, not for a while. I smoked some weed on the bus then headed back to the Nursery School an picked up the kids then on to the pick-up point and picked up the Moms an took them all across for lunch at the Church. The joint was run by this kindly black Minister who told me he'd come over from Africa to carry out missionary work in the States. Apart from free sandwiches an donuts, lunch time gave me a good opportunity to check out the Moms on two levels - who was ripe for bangin an whose apartment was right for turnin over. One of the Moms was catchin my eye at present. A sexy little Hispanic chick. What an ass on her. With some casual chattin I then learned which Dads were at work an with the Moms here for an hour, it gave my cousin Sonny enough time to turn over whatever apartment we'd decided on. We did one a month in a different area an Sonny changed his entry method each time to avoid suspicion. Shit, the bus drivin job didn't pay much an when we split the burglary money it added to the monthly paycheck. Then it was time to drop off the kids at the Nursery School for the afternoon session an then the Moms back at the pick-up point. That Hispanic chick gave me a come-on smile as she left. What a pair on her. Maybe get Sonny to do her apartment next week then drop by to comfort her. Next I headed over to visit my Mother in hospital. She likes fresh flowers once a week so I stopped by the cemetery an picked her up a big buncha nice roses from a grave. Now you know what old folks are like - Mother always insisted on payin for the flowers an I didn't want to start an argument an upset her so I took the fifty bucks. I also took her lunch which she hadn't touched - it would do for my dinner later. Nice bit of steak it was. The last run of the day was back to the Nursery School to pick up the kids an take them home. Christ, them kids. Two hours pissin about in the mornin an two hours pissin about in the afternoon - they'll prob'ly grow up to be Detroit auto workers. I parked up the bus then headed home to catch an hours sleep before headin out for the evenin. I had a quick shower when I woke, followed by dinner then strolled over to Lenny's for some poker. I had a few whiskeys an then that cousin of Lenny's started hangin round me. Bitch just couldn't keep her hands off me. Eventually Lenny got pissed off watchin an told me to just take her through the back an poker. So I did. I went home around eleven, had a nice smoke an was asleep before midnight. I like to get up early in the mornin an take my time gettin ready for work. I love lyin in the bath with a coupla beers an some music then a leisurely shave with a coupla whiskeys. After that I roll a big fat joint to keep me company when I'm ironin my uniform. Hey, I take my appearance serious, you know. A man has to look smart when he's drivin all them kids around on the freeway, now doesn't he? Tweet
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