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|You can always depend on a homely girl to get the job done! (standard:humor, 316 words)|
|Author: kathyg||Added: Feb 17 2013||Views/Reads: 1228/0||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|U is for useful not Ugly! Hire a homely girl today!|
If you live under a rock you may not have noticed the world is very visual. You have to look good to be good or bad or sexy. But mostly young and pretty. If you work with these "blondes" that spend half their time at the water cooler giggling and talking and not getting any work done, you know what I am talking about. If you have any sort of deadline at work, don't give it to a pretty girl. Give it to the ugly homely sad sack that has no life. That's the idea. She will get the job done lickety split and the pretty girls will be out to lunch both in their brains and by the time clock. Ask a blonde a question and yes, you will get a blonde answer. The world likes blondes and when you look good you can be dumb as a stump and its cool. Because you are blonde and beautiful and if anyone says anything bad about you, they are all jealous. Maybe but if you ask a homely girl what is important and she says, get rid of the blonde because she is dead weight at the office and maybe if she was kicked to the curb, the men would notice her instead. Is this a pipe dream. Certainly. But every homely girl dreams. But the difference is she has the spunk to do something positive about it, instead of spending time feeling sorry for herself and comparing herself to the dumb blonde. Yes blondes are dumb. You may say different but just ask the homely girl who has to deal with blondes at the office. Dead weight. Blonde brains. Its fun to be pretty but its pretty fun to get the job done fast and easy with a homely girl. Put the U in Useful Instead of U for Ugly Hire a homely girl today!!! Tweet
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