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Show Me What You Got (standard:humor, 201 words)
Author: JuggernautAdded: Mar 12 2013Views/Reads: 1250/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
TO hurt somebody's feeling, go after their national pride, the way Juggernaut does it.

Show Me What You Got 

Subba Rao 

I am magnanimous 

I think big 

I see larger picture 

But if I were to get mad at somebody 

All bets are off 

I go after their national pride to hurt their ego like 

All we got from you Indians is curry 

There is no Pakistan without Mutton Biriyani 

You Bangladeshis are only good in cooking fish 

Dim Sum is China and China is Dim Sum 

Mexicans your life revolves around Tacos and Burritos 

You Italians all you think about is Pasta and Pizza 

You Portuguese all you can make is Malasadas 

Poles can only think about Sausages 

Nothing beyond Poi and Laulau for you Hawaiians 

Only you Scandinavians can eat Lutefisk 

Goulash and Pierogies that's it for people from Eastern Europe 

Jewish are only good in making Pastrami 

Labskaus that's all Germans are good at 

There is nothing beyond Sushi for Japanese 

All we get is brain freeze from eating Greek Baklava 

Without Jerk Pork Jamaica is nothing 

Without Curry Goat there is no Trinidad 

Besides eating Shish Kebabs what else Turks do 

All we got from you Northerners is chewy Bagel 

You Southerners can only fry chicken and boil Black Eye beans 


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