For George, may he rest in peace. (standard:poetry, 123 words)
Author: Otoshi Tsunami	Added: Sep 20 2000	Views/Reads: 3579/8	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A rousing poem about the dangers of eating biological waste.

For George, may he rest in peace 

by Otoshi Tsunami 

Reading from a restroom wall 

can be fun to do 

especially while a boy or girl 

is dropping mounds of poo 

But while you sit there on the throne 

reading what I wrote 

take heed!  for what I say today 

is of great import 

When you empty out your bowels 

and squeeze out all the goo 

you must never eat the juicy globs 

nor lick the residue 

The statistics are against you friend 

for of those who lick their shoe 

only one in twenty lives 

to sing how George ate poo 

So keep in mind when next you sit 

crapping on the john 

eating excrement will kill 

and more, it won't take long 


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