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|CHRISTMAS KNIGHT (standard:humor, 134 words)|
|Author: SC Branston||Added: Dec 17 2003||Views/Reads: 1916/0||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|The tribulations of a different kind of Christmas Knight.|
Christmas Knight It was snowing outside and the Christmas Knight was necking a small fair wench that he had kidnapped from a castle near his hideout. The Christmas Knight enjoyed kidnapping fair wenches and laughed as they screamed out in pleasure because everyone knew that the Christmas Knight was a lothario underneath the bedsheets. But the Christmas Knight had become ever so bored of the “he only comes once a year” gag that always went about the ale taverns. It was an old joke and he felt nothing short of the increasing obligation but to hack the ball-sacks of the cheeky fuckers who dared mutter such old gags. “Fuck them all,” he roared as he chopped goolies. And he did. All of the fair wenches. And that was the tale of the Christmas Knight. Tweet
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