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The Birthday Present (youngsters:humor, 1917 words)
Author: SalmanAdded: Jun 10 2004Views/Reads: 5720/2231Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Harry Potter , Book 6. Published
 



Once upon a time there lived a boy named Harry Potter. He was a very 

bad kid. He got kicked out of Hogwarts because he was so bad. He lived 

Dumbledore who got kicked out of Hogwarts because he was a bad 

principle. He lived with Madam Hooch. Madam Hooch got kicked out of 

Hogwarts because she was having an affair with Dumbledore. So here 

lived Harry, with his new parents, Dumbledore and Madam Hooch. They 

lived on a Quidditch Field. Harry's best friend was Malfoy, a goody 

two shoes who lived with Harry's other best friend, Hagrid. In the 

town there was an inn, and Harry had a crush on the inn keeper girl. 

One day it was almost Harry's birthday. So Harry bravely went up to 

his new dad. 

“Excuse me, Headmaster Dumbledore Sir?” 

“Yes yes what it is hurry up and tell me I am a very very very busy 

man!” 

“Well, Mr. Headmaster Sir, um, well it's almost my birthday.” 

“Yes yes what it is hurry up and tell me I am a very very very busy 

man!” 

“Yes, Mr. Dumbledore Headmaster Sir, umm.... you see I was wondering 

if I could have a birthday party? 

And Dumbledore started screaming. “AHHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHHH!!!” he 

screamed. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Then he started rising into the air. He 

was going higher and higher, still 

screaming. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” He began to fly towards the 

mountains. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh......” And the sound of 

his scream slowly faded away. He dissappeared over the mountains. 

Harry felt terrible. So he went to ask his mom. 

“Um... Madam Hooch? 

“Yes yes what it is hurry up and tell I am a very very very busy 

women!” 

“It's almost my birthday, Madam Hooch.” 

“Yes yes what it is hurry up and tell I am a very very very busy 

women!” 

“I was wondering if I could throw I birthday party?” 

“Yes yes you can I don't care just keep it small because I don't 

want alot of bratty kids ruining my house do you hear me yes you can 

have one start inviting people now leave me alone I want to take a 

shower!” She said this all in one breath. 

So Harry went to invite people. First he went to Malfoy. Malfoy 


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