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|The Birthday Present (youngsters:humor, 1917 words)|
|Author: Salman||Added: Jun 10 2004||Views/Reads: 5774/2259||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|Harry Potter , Book 6. Published|
Once upon a time there lived a boy named Harry Potter. He was a very bad kid. He got kicked out of Hogwarts because he was so bad. He lived Dumbledore who got kicked out of Hogwarts because he was a bad principle. He lived with Madam Hooch. Madam Hooch got kicked out of Hogwarts because she was having an affair with Dumbledore. So here lived Harry, with his new parents, Dumbledore and Madam Hooch. They lived on a Quidditch Field. Harry's best friend was Malfoy, a goody two shoes who lived with Harry's other best friend, Hagrid. In the town there was an inn, and Harry had a crush on the inn keeper girl. One day it was almost Harry's birthday. So Harry bravely went up to his new dad. “Excuse me, Headmaster Dumbledore Sir?” “Yes yes what it is hurry up and tell me I am a very very very busy man!” “Well, Mr. Headmaster Sir, um, well it's almost my birthday.” “Yes yes what it is hurry up and tell me I am a very very very busy man!” “Yes, Mr. Dumbledore Headmaster Sir, umm.... you see I was wondering if I could have a birthday party? And Dumbledore started screaming. “AHHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHHH!!!” he screamed. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Then he started rising into the air. He was going higher and higher, still screaming. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” He began to fly towards the mountains. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh......” And the sound of his scream slowly faded away. He dissappeared over the mountains. Harry felt terrible. So he went to ask his mom. “Um... Madam Hooch? “Yes yes what it is hurry up and tell I am a very very very busy women!” “It's almost my birthday, Madam Hooch.” “Yes yes what it is hurry up and tell I am a very very very busy women!” “I was wondering if I could throw I birthday party?” “Yes yes you can I don't care just keep it small because I don't want alot of bratty kids ruining my house do you hear me yes you can have one start inviting people now leave me alone I want to take a shower!” She said this all in one breath. So Harry went to invite people. First he went to Malfoy. Malfoy Click here to read the rest of this story (345 more lines)
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