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|Chuckles (standard:humor, 980 words)|
|Author: Fanny11||Added: Mar 25 2010||Views/Reads: 1897/0||Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)|
|This is a collection of funnies and guestions I have heard my grandchildren say.|
CHUCKLES Word count 977 I was a grandmother for the first time when my son and his wife had a beautiful little girl with blonde hair and sky blue eyes she is now twenty eight and I love her so very much. After six years a little boy joined the family. I was still young back then, and working full time when they were born and I didn't get to spend a lot of time with them. Eight years later my daughter would marry and have three more little ones I was older and had to baby-sit a lot. I didn't listen to my children like mothers do now. I have more time to listen to my grandchildren and I really didn't know how humorous they could be. So here goes, and I hope you can enjoy like I did. My daughter's oldest was a little girl and two little boys came along in a couple of years of each other. One Sunday my daughter and son-in law had his dad over for dinner and since his dad was ailing and could not drive himself a very tall man came with him. Little Joeb was my daughter's oldest son who was just three years old. While Joeb was trying to get the tall man's attention to ask him a question he tapped the man on the arm and said hey, hey big long man. Little Joeb was the sensitive one of their three children. Once when my daughter was picking her daughter up from school, and while they were waiting for school to leave out, little Joeb accidentally fell he was just a little guy. He started to scream at his mom. Mommy you tripped me he said my daughter was shocked that he said this, and she said no I didn't yes you did he said crying in front of all the parents waiting to pick up their children. One day my daughter Jan stopped at the pharmacy to pick up medication she had her three children with her. When the pharmacy lady appeared at the window and asked what prescriptions she wanted. It was at this time a very loud noise of someone passing gas came from the back seat. My daughter and the lady at the window paid no attention. When the lady walked away my daughter in a very angry voice turned around and yelled which one of you did that? Eight -year-old summer said I did mommy, as she handed her mom a whoopee cushion. I was trying to read and the boys kept talking, so that is why I did it. As my five-year-old grandson Joeb looked at his mom's computer screen -saver that had jumping pumpkins n it for Halloween he said, oh mommy I see you changed your lifesaver. My grandson Joeb offered his aunt Cheryl a little foam airplane. He said here Aunt Cheryl I want you to have this, Aunt Cheryl replied, no honey I don't want your airplane. Little Joeb said, you know Aunt Cheryl it is better to give then to be seen. Eight year -old summer picked up one of her mother's old music albums. I want to listen to this one mommy Joan Jet and the Blackheads. My daughter smiled and said it's Blackhearts Summer. We went to the viewing of the children's pappy who had just died. My daughter had the boys dressed somewhat alike in shirt and ties. Caleb was just three and had never worn a tie before and asked what it was. We told him it was a necktie. The children weren't very quiet as children can be. I kept my cool as they went up to see their pappy. We told them pappy had gone to heaven. As the evening went on my daughter took Caleb's tie off to make him more comfortable. After awhile Caleb looked at his mother and started patting his shirt and said mommy where's my tail that goes with this. I must have giggled for a week after that statement. One day in the summer months we were waiting for the air- conditioning repair people to arrive. Caleb kept looking out of the window. I asked him who he was looking for. He said I want to see what the repair people look like mamaw I want to see if they are old or new people. One day I was sitting on the front porch when Caleb came running and screaming mamaw there is a granddaddy dong leg on me. When Caleb was about to turn four-years-old. His birthday was on December 21. Caleb told everyone I don't to be four I am three years old. I don't want a party just presents. His birthday came and went. He received presents, but no candles were put on his birthday cake. On the cake was happy birthday Caleb. We wondered when he would accept the fact that he had just turned four years old. We had just returned from picking the two older children up from school. As everyone was getting out of the car I noticed Caleb had taken his shoes off as he usually did. As I turned around and said Caleb get on my back and I will give you a piggyback ride. When we walked in the house little Caleb yelled to his mother look mommy mamaw is giving me a piggy bank ride. One evening as my daughter was wrapping presents for a friend who was having a baby shower for her daughter. Caleb walked into the bedroom and asked whom the presents were for. His mom said they were for a friend's daughter who was having her first baby. Where is the baby little Caleb asked? It is still in Shannon's belly replied his mom. Caleb asked how did it get in her belly, did she eat the baby he asked? Tweet
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